Thanks to WDS,
Straight Line of the Day: Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
… for example, why, exactly, was she walking down the street going “Doo Wa Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo”?
Information about the “Book of Love” author is being withheld, to protect the innocent…
Who’ll Stop the Rain?
“Who’ll Stop the Rain?” Obviously, it’s you lousy climate deniers… shame!
How is it that Hillary is both “too dangerous to keep” and “too evil to let go”?
Will Sloopy actually hang on?
Much like Jeffrey Epstein Sloopy did not hang himself.
“Why, exactly, was she walking down the street singing Do-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Do?”
Because she can’t even….
Why did you cry, and why did you lie to me?
All the lonely people: where do they all come from / belong?
If Sunday’s on the phone to Monday, and Tuesday’s on the phone to me, where are Wednesday through Saturday? Did their papers not come?
Why would sitting on a cornflake be the appropriate way to wait for a van to come?
Would I lie to you? Big boys don’t cry.
Just what was that word, again?
I thought everybody heard.
This photo allways reminds me of the first scene in The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
Exactly how much more cowbell is required?
What is the ETA of the saints, and do they have a parade permit for their march?
Why do they “wish they all could be California girls”? Most of the ones I know are whiny little privileged twits…
And so you’re back from MutterSpace
Just walked in to find you with that “Hanging Chad” grin on your face
We should have challenged that stupid lockdown
Should have changed Dominion’s key
If we’d have known for one second you’d be backed by USSC
Go on now, Joe: Try to find the door
Just turn around now: the cause don’t need you anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to sniff me from behind?
Do you think before you mumble?
Have you lost your freaking mind?
Who are you?
Who, who?
Who?
Who?
Do you really want to know?
Well, I really want to know.
Well when I woke up in a SoHo doorway a policeman knew my name.
Got away with a caution, didn’t you?
I did!
He said I could go sleep at home if I could get up and walk away.
What sounds does silence make?
I think you mean a suppressor.
Is there really a bathroom on the right?
Is there an heir apparent of Pain?
He’s partial to suede…
Is it “Witchy” or “Witchay” Woman?
Who the hell leaves a cake out in the rain?
… when will we be excused to kiss the sky? … or kiss this guy?
Um, yes: it’s quite probable if you sang out of tune I would stand up and walk out on you.
In Wokeville, are they required to take the White Rabbit and Paint It Black? In the White Room?
Whatever it is, I’ll bet they still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
Why would I need to know the way to San Jose? There’s an app for that now…
What’s the Louvre got to do with it?
How soon IS now?
When will I be loved?
At what point is your shyness criminally vulgar?
When is Father McKenzie going to publish his book called Unheard Sermons?
Sermon 1 – Do I really care?
Sermon 2 – Where do I come from?
Sermon 3 – Where do I belong?
Sermon 4 – Where do I get sanitizer to wipe dirt from my hands?
Can the Chambers Brothers ever turn you loose?
Only once they are empty.
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Who shot the deputy.
A very underinvestigated crime!
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
Where did you go Ohio?
Why does nobody walk in LA?
‘Cause it ain’t safe to walk in LA.
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Did that song really kill her softly.
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Who can it be now?
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Who was that bandit in a bathing suit?
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Who ya gonna call?
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
did they get the right perp the night the lights went out in Georgia.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Does nothing really matter to me?
Quiz time. In 1975 Bohemian Rhapsody was number one for nine weeks. It was finally knocked off the top slot by a song with a name that appears in the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody. Name the song and the band that ended Queen’s number one success. No fair looking it up (like I did).
I’m guessing “Mama Mia!” By ABBA… what do I win?
A water loo!
Are there other kinds?
I’m flushed with excitement…
Tell me who let the dogs out already!
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
who blew the place to kingdom come and let Con Edison take the blame.
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as
Who were the two silhouettes on the shade?
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as
The identity of The Great Pretender
What did papa find out when he began to shout? And what was revealed by the investigation?
{Yes, I know it was against the law.}
Why did McCartney think the Major was a lady sufferagette?
Bruce, when are you gonna get to that place where you really wanna go, and walk in the sun?
Because, you know, till then . . .
Is it maybe ok sometimes to mess around with Jim.
No!
How ’bout Slim then?
Maybe that Bad, Bad Leroy Brown fella.
Where is the sinner man gonna run to?
Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?
Just what is the significance of the pickle?
Did Charlie ever afford to see his sister in Chelsea or his cousin in Roxbury?
Who wants to live forever?
Did they really fight for their right to party?
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Where was Joe going with that gun in his hand.
He was going to shoot his old lady down.
So it was Murder most foul!
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
why Roxanne was putting on that Red Light.
Too many accidents at that intersection. The four-way stop wasn’t enough.
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Who did a bit of smuggling, running their share of grass.
Does the party really never end?
If we don’t have enough cowbell, should we then fear the Reaper?
And what exactly is the deal with the Reaper and cowbell? Does he hate cows?
Why isn’t Jude being encouraged to be afraid. Very afraid.
Environmental impact of yellow snow on minority neighborhoods.
Now that we know the FBI is investigating who put the Ram in the Ram-a-Lama-Ding-Dong, other songs raise questions — such as:…
Why Mack the Knife is back in town.
I can quote you odds of 2-1.
Just why is everyone going to run to Quinn the Eskimo.
What if Scranton didn’t even really want 30,000 lbs. of (mashed) bananas?
What is that thing Meatloaf won’t do for love?
THAT!
Ain’t no doubt about it. Ain’t have to go and shout it.