They are investigating vacillating investments in vests for vestal gators. The vestal in-vest-o-gators have divested their vest investments very vigorously vis a vis in volume. In view of these vest investment value variations victimization is verisimilar.
…with all the diligence and professionalism one can expect of a corrupt group of political hacks pretending to be the world’s premier crime fighting organization.
Just did some back of the envelope math. Let’s say you have a mule that can keister half a kilo and an eighth goes for about 40 bucks. Figure like .875 grams for a dime…so like 570 dimes?
…I don’t know what they are investigating, but I know what they are NOT investigating, and quite frankly, it really puts a cinch in my shorts. I mean, isn’t it about time that somebody gets to the bottom of this whole Bigfoot thing?
The FBI is investigating…Oppo for posting this.
…the FIB – the Falsehood Identified By… for integrity in the identification process…
… the cost of using “Who Are You” as the official FBI theme…
… who exposed Jeffrey Toobin…
That would be Jeffrey Toobin, wouldn’t it?
And you expect them to get it right on the first try? Bloody optimist!
…anyone who tries investigating the FBI.
. . . no one with a “D” after their name.
…their navels.
…Ginger or Mary Ann.
…the meaning of life.
That’s it. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
“Ginger or Mary Ann”
That’s why they have a hot line to the White House.
The FBI is investigating…
…who leaked about Swallwell’s Fang-tasy woman.
The FBI is investigating…
…who killed Cock Robin.
I think Biden’s middle name is spelled “Robinette.”
That would be who BRIBED Cock Robinette.
The Chinese.
The FBI is investigating…
…did Humpty Dumpty fall, or was he pushed?
“I’ll have Marlow check his back for fingerprints.”
(waiting for my Obscury Award)
tick tock
I think all you’ll get is a big, black bird.
But this is Wednesday, not Thursby.
In your dreams.
Name the movie that line is from or hand over the Obscury.
It has to be one of the version of Chandler’s novel High Window is my guess but I can’t remember which so…
To THE Damncat goes
Nope – it’s “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid”. A criminally underrated comedy classic.
It was Edith Head’s last movie. Rachel Ward never looked hotter than in the 1930’s costumes she selected.
God it has been a long time since I’ve seen that. Very well played sir, very well played.
They are investigating vacillating investments in vests for vestal gators. The vestal in-vest-o-gators have divested their vest investments very vigorously vis a vis in volume. In view of these vest investment value variations victimization is verisimilar.
The FBI is investigating…
…with all the diligence and professionalism one can expect of a corrupt group of political hacks pretending to be the world’s premier crime fighting organization.
… what is a sh*tload of dimes, exactly?
It’s how many spill out when you knock over a buttload.
You don’t have to knock it over. You just dump it.
Just did some back of the envelope math. Let’s say you have a mule that can keister half a kilo and an eighth goes for about 40 bucks. Figure like .875 grams for a dime…so like 570 dimes?
We’re gonna want to see that envelope, fella!
Or that mule.
We determined once that a “s***load” was 44 or more of anything
Approximately 85% of a Metric Sh*tload
The FBI is investigating…
…I don’t know what they are investigating, but I know what they are NOT investigating, and quite frankly, it really puts a cinch in my shorts. I mean, isn’t it about time that somebody gets to the bottom of this whole Bigfoot thing?
. . . the missing evidence from the Kelner case
The FBI Is Investigating…
More warehouse space for their decorations used during Pride Month. Because, priorities….
The FBI is investigating…
why no one trusts them anymore.
Fox News can recommend a good crisis mgmnt. team I hear…..
The FBI is investigating…
Basil’s disappearance, but not Basil’s.
The FBI is investigating…
reports of a duplicate key to the storage locker.
The FBI is investigating…
possible googling for the Saturday Night Hootenanny connection answer.
The FBI is investigating…
Where Jeff Epstein is and did he vote.
Dead, New York, case closed.
The FBI is investigating…
more drawers in the Federal Bureau.
Who ate Tony’s lo mein.
… why Fox canceled Firefly…
Commie bastards.
Who put the “ram” in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong
…the disappearance of Ted Dymski.
I’m finding it suspicious that no one mentioned the “A” word in this thread, but I’m not saying it…
A “A” word? Curious.
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