Welcome to IMAO — Cleaning Up Those Mean Streets, One Giant Roomba at a Time Posted by Oppo on 12 May 2021, 11:00 am 3
That sucking sound you hear? That’s your government dollars being hoovered into the abyss… Reply to this comment
Martian High Commander: “Yep, Roomba, that’s what it is. Just a great, big, comically oversized Roomba. There is no way that it could possibly be one of our scout ships conducting a reconnaissance.” 1 Reply to this comment
Flying saucer lands on sidewalk in town! Women, children, and little green men hurt the most! Details at ten. Reply to this comment
Conversely, we clean up mean tweets one giant moon-nuka at a time.
That’s no Roomba!
That sucking sound you hear? That’s your government dollars being hoovered into the abyss…
Martian High Commander: “Yep, Roomba, that’s what it is. Just a great, big, comically oversized Roomba. There is no way that it could possibly be one of our scout ships conducting a reconnaissance.”
So shall we say it’s Aliens then?
Flying saucer lands on sidewalk in town! Women, children, and little green men hurt the most! Details at ten.