Straight Line of the Day: Tom Cruise Landed a Helicopter in a Family’s Field. If This Happened to You…
Tom Cruise Lands a Helicopter in a Family’s Field, Then Offers Them a Ride
ET | 8/24/2021 | Desiree Murphy
Straight Line of the Day: Tom Cruise Landed a Helicopter in a Family’s Field. If This Happened to You…
Tom Cruise Lands a Helicopter in a Family’s Field, Then Offers Them a Ride
ET | 8/24/2021 | Desiree Murphy
I’d ask if it was one of those “Afghani” style rides.
With my luck it would be Marine 1 and that doofus would stumble out asking where he’s supposed to stand to give comments.
Right over there sir. That’s it. Back up a little. A little more.
… it feels like a multi-million dollar lawsuit for property damage, noise pollution, and annoying the animals…
And pain and suffering… Never forget pain and suffering.
Oh, and alienation of affection! I almost forgot. ‘Cause your wife won’t sleep with you after that.
That’s right Mr. Cruise, $25K FBO *landing fee.
*Additional fees may apply.
… I’d have to question his religious beliefs at great length…
… I would ask him if we could stop to pick up a few more friends, in Afghanistan…
…I’d thank Xenu for small miracles.
A little thing called “What’s discovered on my property belongs to me.”
I’d call him Maverick, and ask if we could do some of that pilot S*!t.
Just as long as he stays off the couch.
Heh, notice in the photo Cruise is standing way out in front so as not to
look like he’s shorter than the guy’s wife?