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  1. The Jerk – for meeting fallen soldiers and their families

    Nowhere Man – for press conferences

    I Can’t Get No Satisfaction – for dealing with Congress

    Backstabbers – for dealings with Kamala

    I Surrender All – for foreign affairs

  2. And, they’re coming to take me away ha-ha
    They’re coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats
    And they’re coming to take me away ha ha

  3. I woke up in a DC bedroom,
    Secret Service knew my name;
    He said, “Susan Rice’s got a speech for you
    So get dressed and walk this way.”

    I followed him out to the press room,
    Saw lots of strangers standing there.
    Went up to a cute young thing
    And had to sniff her hair.

    Well, who are you?
    (Who are you, who, who?
    Who? Who?)

  4. I’m Sh*thead – Fits Biden to a T!

    I’m Sh*thead and I walk like this.

    I’m Shthead and I dance like this.
    I’m Sh
    thead and I can only count to 6.
    What the heck come after 6?!

    I’m Sh*thead and I always wear clothes.

    I’m a machine.
    I’m Shthead and I’m stuck in this bag.
    I’m Sh
    thead and I’m a baaad gurl.
    I’m Shthead and my brother is Bono.
    I’m Sh
    thead and my dad won’t miss home.
    I’m Shthead & I’m definitely not Asian.
    I’m Sh
    thead & I’ve never seen a flower.
    I’m Shthead and I’ve seen God.
    I’m Sh
    thead and I’ve never been hungry.
    I’m Shthead and I like to clap.
    I’m Sh
    thead and I do a black flip.
    I’m Shthead and I’m always drunk.
    I’m Sh
    thead…need an abortion?
    I’m Shthead & I burned down a hospital.
    I’m Sh
    thead & I forgot how to breathe.
    I’m Sh*thead and I sing in the choir.

    I’m Sh*thead &I can guarantee protection.

    I’m Shthead and I always come first.
    I’m Sh
    thead & I jump across the street.
    I’m Shthead and I sleep in a chair.
    I’m Sh
    thead, not a meaty bass riff!
    I’m Shthead and my body’s a magnet.
    I’m Sh
    thead and I’m immune to AIDS.
    I’m Shthead and I only like anal.
    I’m Sh
    thead and I cough up blood.
    I’m Shthead and you better not hiccup.
    (hic)
    I’m Sh
    thead and
    doctors say I don’t have much time left.
    I’m Shthead & I’m allergic 2 my tongue.
    I’m Sh
    thead and
    I gotta pee with the lights off.
    I’m Shthead ‘cuz I’ll find you.
    I’m Sh
    thead and
    I don’t believe in gravity.
    I’m Shthead and I- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    I’m Sh
    thead and everything’s a joke.

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