Told Not To Drive Cars, Mopeds, or Bicycles Until the Last Vehicle Fatality Is Completely Eradicated in Australia
And, although I was going to make it a 30-day day-by-day running gag, here it is all in one place, because I’m already saddened and exhausted by it.
Oppo’s List of Another 30 Things That Should Have Totally Caused Australians To Lock Australia Down — But Didn’t.

I would think the liquor limitations would have caused an outright revolt. What has happened to the once great Aussie country?
Oh, is locking down people into rooms with about a gazillion poisonous spiders really a good idea?