Straight Line of the Day: AOC Seems To Think All Republicans Want To Date Her. An Interesting Date Would Be… Posted by Oppo on 12 January 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: AOC seems to think all Republicans want to date her. An interesting date would be…
Anything that culminates in her performing those much acclaimed blumpkin skills honed during her bartending days. Reply to this comment
AOC seems to think all Republicans want to date her. An interesting date would be… impossible. 2 Reply to this comment
AOC seems to think all Republicans want to date her. An interesting date would be… ending with you screwing her rather her screwing you. 1 Reply to this comment
…a horse farm in Kentucky and a paddock to herself. …drop her off at the Ben Franklin and watch parents try to stick coins in her. …back stage passes at the Nugent show. 2 Reply to this comment
I was going to say “the tack room at Churchill Downs,” but your first line pretty much has that covered. 1 Reply to this comment
If she mentions bringing her boyfriend, remind her you’re not “into” cuckolding. Reply to this comment
Whatever, as long as I get to laugh at her trying to calculate the waiter’s tip at the end. 1 Reply to this comment
Sucking on chili dogs outside the teste-freeze (Ain’t enough nanoparticles in the world to heat that up) 1 Reply to this comment
…not me.
….a Republican horse.
December 21, 2012
Is that the day before she was born?
Mayan calendar.
Axe throwing on “Bring Your Own Target” night
Anything that culminates in her performing those much acclaimed blumpkin skills
honed during her bartending days.
… a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and a subpoena…
… a concert by an all-trans Bangles cover band…
So, the “Mangles”?
… Deglet Noor…
. . . February 30, a day as imaginary as anyone wanting to date her
…Antarctica bikini snorkeling. (just her in the bikini)
AOC seems to think all Republicans want to date her. An interesting date would be…
impossible.
AOC seems to think all Republicans want to date her. An interesting date would be…
ending with you screwing her rather her screwing you.
…a horse farm in Kentucky and a paddock to herself.
…drop her off at the Ben Franklin and watch parents try to stick coins in her.
…back stage passes at the Nugent show.
I was going to say “the tack room at Churchill Downs,” but your first line pretty much has that covered.
Today’s date stamped directly below “Discard on or after”
4-1
You can’t fool me…
If she mentions bringing her boyfriend, remind her you’re not “into” cuckolding.
An Interesting Date Would Be…
Netflix and chill-dren in cages.
“April 27, because it’s not too cold or too hot.”
All you need is a light jacket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BNwiqDGz5g
“Shut your mouth and open your mouth.”
Whatever, as long as I get to laugh at her trying to calculate the waiter’s tip at the end.
An Interesting Date Would Be…
A date with danger! ~ Nick Danger, Third Eye
Or with Austin Powers
Sucking on chili dogs outside the teste-freeze
(Ain’t enough nanoparticles in the world to heat that up)
Life goes on, long after the thrill of living it has gone.