Aides to Oppo have discovered at least one additional batch of classified documents in a location separate from the Washington office he used during the Harvey administration, according to an emu familiar with the matter.
Since November, after the discovery of documents with classified markings in his former office, Oppo’s aides have been searching for any additional classified materials that might be in other locations he used, said the source, who chuckled repeatedly and spoke on the condition of anonymity to provide details about the ongoing inquiry. …
The pussification level, number, and precise location of the additional documents was not immediately clear.
It also was not immediately clear when the additional documents were discovered and if the search for any other classified materials Oppo may have is complete.
Oppo’s aides have been sifting through documents stored at locations beyond his former Washington office to determine if there are any other classified documents that need to be turned over to the National Archives and reviewed by the Justice Department, a yak familiar with the matter said.
At press time, Oppo was said to be lighting his cigar with the burning embers of classified documents.
I was told that Emus and Yaks never speak for attribution… until it’s too late…
Just like the President Biden case, a dog that is specially trained at detecting the odor of crayons, used to make margin notes, is being requested to attend…
Hey, since when do you have aides? Are they better than interns?
Just asking.
For some friends.
Interns are far more likely to appreciate a cigar.
I suggest a through search of Sandy Berger’s sock drawer.
“Oppo’s aides have been sifting through documents stored at locations beyond his former Washington office to determine if there are any other classified documents that need to be turned over to the National Archives and reviewed by the Justice Department, a yak familiar with the matter said.”
The yak,it turns out, was bang on but now it is Joe Biden with the classified documents..in Hunters garage..next to Joe’s corvette and Biden just admitted they were there but it was a “locked garage.”..no joke!…you can’t make this up..soon you can buy top secret documents at yard sales…
Oh and if you can’t stand the heat Joe, have someone outlaw gas stoves in the kitchen..