An anonymous and modest Moon Nuker came up with this Straight Line per The Federalist, which is good because I had none scheduled for today.
Straight Line of the Day: What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
An anonymous and modest Moon Nuker came up with this Straight Line per The Federalist, which is good because I had none scheduled for today.
Straight Line of the Day: What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
What is your favorite color?
What’s that smell?
What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
Who’s yer Daddy?
Ginger or Merry Christmas?
How would you describe Corn Pop, again?
What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
Prove you are not a bot.
If a train is coming north from Guatemala at 55 miles per hour, the inflation rate is inching up, as are your chances of being indicted, and crime is totally out of control, who do you hate enough stick with the VP slot for the upcoming election?
How many billions of dollars in forgiven student loans will it take to move the needle on your election chances ?
The Equal Protection clause certainly should mandate a rebate to all those of us who paid off student loans.
For those too good to have ever taken one out in the first place, some fair amount should be allocated.
Who shot J.R.?
Are you currently in the White House or Jill’s basement?
Can you read Question #19 off your notecard and which “journalist” is scheduled to ask it?
How many wheels were on the 18 wheeler you drove?
Are you prepared to fight my cat over the shiny, jingly set of keys I’m dangling here?
DamnCat takes umbrage.
Hey Joe, when Andy’s cat wins (which he will because he’s faster and smarter) does he have to give you 10% of the keys?
What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand.
“I just got out of the shower and Kamala loaned me her hair dryer.”
How does one get the banana concession for Babesleaga?
What’s your wife’s name?
Were you born stupid, or have you just worked at it harder than others? Or both?
How does your VP compare mentally to the nitwit Obama had?
What color is an orange?
Who is a bigger liar, you or KJP?
Can you sing “If I Only Had a Brain”?
Second chance: What is your wife’s name?
So..ahh..whats going to happen to Kamala in the next month or so…so she can’t be the VP..and does she use a food tester for every meal..
Biden will drop Commie-La for Commie Karen Bass. The 2024 Dumb-Bass ticket!
Pirates or Ninjas?
What pudding did you have for lunch?
What Is One of the 30 Questions Likely to Stump the Sharp and Vigorous Joe Biden?
Can you chew gum and climb the stairs on AF One at the same time??
Does your dog bite?
That’s not his dog.