“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“A machine gun that shoots chainsaws and a laser rocket launcher and bombs that explode into tigers made of fire and the bad guys have an army of flying robot luchadors that can only be stopped by even flyinger robot luchadors but then Earth turns out to be infested by a giant magic alien parasite so they have to team up to keep it from making a black hole and everything was part of an evil conspiracy by Western Union and just when everything looks hopeless the hero reveals that he’s not left-handed.”
I once had a chainsaw that I would have shot with a machine gun if I had one but had to blast it with a 20 gauge. When the cops arrived they told me next time just be sure and drag the shot-up chainsaw into my house afterwards.
“Knock, Knock” “Who’s There?”
Oppo.
Oppo who?
My point exactly.
Sounds like somebody’s tired of being the second cattiest moon-nuker, and is aiming for first.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who.
Gesundheit
“Knock, Knock” “Who’s There?”
It’s me, don’t knock it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Manatee.
Manatee who?
Man, a tea and crumpets would hit the spot just now.
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“A machine gun that shoots chainsaws and a laser rocket launcher and bombs that explode into tigers made of fire and the bad guys have an army of flying robot luchadors that can only be stopped by even flyinger robot luchadors but then Earth turns out to be infested by a giant magic alien parasite so they have to team up to keep it from making a black hole and everything was part of an evil conspiracy by Western Union and just when everything looks hopeless the hero reveals that he’s not left-handed.”
I once had a chainsaw that I would have shot with a machine gun if I had one but had to blast it with a 20 gauge. When the cops arrived they told me next time just be sure and drag the shot-up chainsaw into my house afterwards.
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Knock? Even Amazon doesn’t bother anymore…
Knock, knock
Got a warrant?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Pause. Turn the page. No joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The.
The Who?
Last high quality Super Bowl halftime show.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
No he isn’t – he’s on first