Our actuary tables show that you will die in a freak accident 2:00 p.m. Nov. 13th or Nov. 14th of a certain upcoming year. Your policy is therefore cancelled.
Sympathetically,
Your Insurance Brokers”
{Oppo crumples up letter, shakes fist: “Hillary!”}
Credible?
Just asking.
Credible,
Regrettable,
However, just forgettable;
Inevitable
Re: Greta Bull
‘Cause Oppo is unvettable.
“Dear Oppo:
Our actuary tables show that you will die in a freak accident 2:00 p.m. Nov. 13th or Nov. 14th of a certain upcoming year. Your policy is therefore cancelled.
Sympathetically,
Your Insurance Brokers”
{Oppo crumples up letter, shakes fist: “Hillary!”}
You should be fine as long as you avoid freaks, then.
We’ll miss you.
One can either frequent IMAO, or one can avoid freaks. To do both at the same time is impossible.
Freaks: Can’t live with ’em, and apparently can’t live without ’em.
Hillary, or the Emu?
Be sure to screen the interns for fembots… or not, some dream of going out doing what they love.
Those boots were made for whackin’.