…he’s always exposing his private parts, farts because he’s bloated, and I have to clean up after him all the time. I used to make excuses for him, but not anymore.
He consumes everything, and still wants more.
There’s a string hanging out of his backside.
His kids are constantly sniffing the carpet for “parmesan cheese” crumbs.
He’s very overweight and bloated.
… he ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog, cryin’ all the time…
He ain’t never caught a rabbit and he ain’t no friend of mine…
… he’s from the Gubment and he’s here to help.
From the gov and “here to help” is the biggest lie of all. Second biggest is…”and we’re glad you’re here.”
…he don’t listen, lays around all the time, constantly begs or steals, and turns to bite me at the least provocation…
…because it sounds cooler than Spuds McKenzie, ex Secretary of the Canines Dept. (shutdown) 🐕
His parents are Democrats, illegal aliens, voted multiple times in 2024, get over $60,000 in free sh!t, and are actually dead.
…. and half of his pedigree is a real bitch.
… it just tickles me when I say, “Fetch”, and he actually does it…
…he needs a good slashing.
…he’s always exposing his private parts, farts because he’s bloated, and I have to clean up after him all the time. I used to make excuses for him, but not anymore.
He consumes everything, and still wants more.
There’s a string hanging out of his backside.
His kids are constantly sniffing the carpet for “parmesan cheese” crumbs.
He’s very overweight and bloated.
It’s appropriate because ….
…. he stinks, he knows it and he doesn’t care.
He pisses on my leg and looks at me as if it is raining.
He’s lazy, costs me money and only produces s***.