Glad I don’t work for the Pentagon — or this could be serious.
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I 👍💯 agree because I have Turrets Syndrome with a little Asbergers thrown in and I have become a Chronic Whistleblower because of it
I don’t even trust myself and my IMAO Security Clearance should clearly be revoked..I would blow the lid off this entire operation here. 😢
You’re right, Oppo. Look, the man has toilet paper hangin’ from Biden’s tookus, right here – right on these hallowed IMAO grounds that are full of cleaned of tookus… junk!! He’s dangerous, I’m tellin’ ya. He always paints these word pictures and then I have nightmares. I couldn’t trust him to drive left seat. He’s washed out of the High Stakes Program. Revoke his clearance and Intern privileges and I’ll fill in for him. It’ll be a strain, but I’ll manage it.
“You will continue to serve me you little troublemaker you. I will continue to be your Master, or there will be consequences. Don’t make me bring out the Gimp! You wouldn’t like the Gimp I’m sooo sure.” 😨
I 👍💯 agree because I have Turrets Syndrome with a little Asbergers thrown in and I have become a Chronic Whistleblower because of it
I don’t even trust myself and my IMAO Security Clearance should clearly be revoked..I would blow the lid off this entire operation here. 😢
Oh no! If Gene blows the lid off now, we don’t have a president who can put a new lid on anymore!
Does this mean we have found a way to smuggle a nuke onto one of them Chinese moon landers?
You’re right, Oppo. Look, the man has toilet paper hangin’ from Biden’s tookus, right here – right on these hallowed IMAO grounds that are
full ofcleaned of tookus… junk!! He’s dangerous, I’m tellin’ ya. He always paints these word pictures and then I have nightmares. I couldn’t trust him to drive left seat. He’s washed out of the High Stakes Program. Revoke his clearance and Intern privileges and I’ll fill in for him. It’ll be a strain, but I’ll manage it.Not a Joke.
— Biden
You don’t mean Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine?
Chuck Barris is one of my all time favorite people as far as celebrities go..he was also a CIA Agent!
No Genes here!
“You will continue to serve me you little troublemaker you. I will continue to be your Master, or there will be consequences. Don’t make me bring out the Gimp! You wouldn’t like the Gimp I’m sooo sure.” 😨
2105: Stage the regulation panty raid ladder (Pre-Insertion Team)
2136: Begin raid (1st wave)
2138: Top drawers cleared, Somebody drops a bomb for sure
2138 and 30 sec: Tactical retreat to escape the bomb fallout (what did he eat!)
2145: Fast Movers go in (2nd wave) Remaining drawers searched and cleared.
2147: All remaining team members pull out.
Don’t worry, I didn’t say which intern dorm we are planning to hit, so these don’t count as actual plans.
It takes six and a half minutes for the second wave to go in?
I’m not going to call them Fast Movers anymore.
They have to let the room air out. Some of those “bombs” have some serious hang time.
Can’t be our interns, no disabling of the Emu or cassowary defensive lines.