Jessica is away at a west coast college working hard on her grades, and her tan lines. Just before the end of fall semester, her parents on the east coast are both hospitalized after a car crash. Her family bankrupted by hospital bills, Jessica finds a way to make it home for Christmas and save the family house… by working her way across the country, strip club to strip club, and posting her exploits on Many Fans (the Hallmark paradoy of OF).
A well-respected single business woman finds true love as she returns to her rural roots after her parents pass away, leaving her their brothel to run.
The Fugitive Sniffer: A former president, chased by a relentless nurse, hunts for the pre-teen one haired girl he blames for killing his first wife. Or something, he’s not really sure.
Girls Gone Wild On A Venezuelan Drug Boat
Santa’s daughter seizes you when you’re sleeping.
And blows when you’re awake.
Wow, wow, wow………..wow.
I’ll Be Home For Christmas: Down to Nothing
Jessica is away at a west coast college working hard on her grades, and her tan lines. Just before the end of fall semester, her parents on the east coast are both hospitalized after a car crash. Her family bankrupted by hospital bills, Jessica finds a way to make it home for Christmas and save the family house… by working her way across the country, strip club to strip club, and posting her exploits on Many Fans (the Hallmark paradoy of OF).
Pics of her dancing or it didn’t happen is what I tell em.
A well-respected single business woman finds true love as she returns to her rural roots after her parents pass away, leaving her their brothel to run.
“Santa Claus Is Goin’ To Town”
Booze — Unlimited Funds — Unlimited Toys — Cops Can’t Catch Him.
Bond Girls in “How To Fill a Stocking.”
Or a pair of stockings
I prefer the unfilling.
When Santa’s away the elves will play.
Starring Selma Hayek as Mrs Claus
Netflix exec: Whatcha got?
Me: It’s like a dystopia, but it’s a datopia…
Netflix: Sold. Get Morgan Freeman on the line.
The Fugitive Sniffer: A former president, chased by a relentless nurse, hunts for the pre-teen one haired girl he blames for killing his first wife. Or something, he’s not really sure.
“The Maid’s Tricks Reloaded”