Then feckless Democrats came and
Set tax rates, measureless to man
Drowned by outrageous fees.
On twice five miles of fertile ground,
With eminent domain they found
A way to ruin gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Which once fed many a struggling young family
And here built a monument to fear
A Thunderdome for all to see…
Drowned it in pee
…capped him in the knee.
…instituted taxes, fines and fees, but for people of color, everything was free.
All we got was recreational colonoscopies.
. . . suddenly things were ap-cree
. . . logic became absentee
I can’t get Xanadu by Olivia Newton-John out of my head now and after 3 shots of some Peach Schnapps it only got worse.
Then feckless Democrats came and
Set tax rates, measureless to man
Drowned by outrageous fees.
On twice five miles of fertile ground,
With eminent domain they found
A way to ruin gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Which once fed many a struggling young family
And here built a monument to fear
A Thunderdome for all to see…