I think it was
“I BELIEVE THAT THE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAT AFFECT US OUR TOO COMPLEX TO BE FULLY GRASPED BY THE INTELLECT ALONE AND THAT BY THINKING THEM OUT TOO MUCH LEADS TO THE WORST ANSWERS. THAT’S HOW CRAP LIKE COMMUNISM CAME ABOUT. THAT’S WHY I’M DEDICATED TO RESPONDING TO POLITICAL ISSUES WITH MY GUT RESPONSE AND AS LITTLE EXTRA THOUGHT AS POSSIBLE.”
or something like that
Lean Forward?
I don’t remember you having one…
“We’ll be gone in a week…”
Welcome to IMAO. Punch a Hippie and get out.
Hobo Habilis – you stab ’em, we slab ’em?
Have gun, will solicit hot gun t-shirt babe.
Racist and homophobic ;-?
You’d do it for Randolph Scott.
Don’t Panic!
“A Desperate Plea for Attention”
Plumber. Candy-gram. Landshark.
I hate rabbits named Harvey.
Monkeys… I *HATE* them!
Korean pot handle makers suck
I’m waiting for Frank to “weigh in” on this.
Fatty fatty fat fat!
You’re it! (then run away giggling)
Now with 50% more humor
It’s still in the sidebar:
“Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!”
That’s taking things a little too far, I think.
Better letters than xkcd
Find me a wife please?
Buy My Book!!
Unemployed. Unhinged. In my mother’s basement.
Just kidding! That’s really Kos
Hope and Change
Nuke the moon. It can’t repel firepower of that magnitude.
Fair. Balanced. Medicated. Boring.
Leading the fight against the blending of puppies.
Save the Moon! (Frank’s views evolved)
VIDELICET!
(Which translates: To Wit)
I think it was
“I BELIEVE THAT THE IMPORTANT ISSUES THAT AFFECT US OUR TOO COMPLEX TO BE FULLY GRASPED BY THE INTELLECT ALONE AND THAT BY THINKING THEM OUT TOO MUCH LEADS TO THE WORST ANSWERS. THAT’S HOW CRAP LIKE COMMUNISM CAME ABOUT. THAT’S WHY I’M DEDICATED TO RESPONDING TO POLITICAL ISSUES WITH MY GUT RESPONSE AND AS LITTLE EXTRA THOUGHT AS POSSIBLE.”
or something like that
Choke and Hang
“Dedicated to responding to political issues with my gut response and as little extra thought as possible.” (edited for length)
D*** you spacemonkey!
Please God, make my Caps Lock work so I can be a gooder, better, more famous blogger.
No hippies, Irish or Jooooooooooooooooooooossssssss!
“The boil on the ass of stupidity.”
Non Illegitimatum Carborundum?
never pet a dog that is on fire
For the last time it stands for In My Arrogant Opinion!
“pajamas: check. cheetos: check. righteous fury: check.”
“suffering succotash!”
“two months of this and i can quit my day job!”
“anybody wanna help me write this thing?”
“you may find yourself in a beautiful house… with a beautiful wife… and you may ask yourself… well, how did i get here?”
Quisnam Igitur Sanus