[High Praise! to c, via Sharpwriter]
Ok, technically it’s just an RPG, but it’s also got Ronald Reagan and a machine gun, so that should count for something, right?
[High Praise! to c, via Sharpwriter]
Ok, technically it’s just an RPG, but it’s also got Ronald Reagan and a machine gun, so that should count for something, right?
[Via Inoperable Terran]
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #2,278)
Yeesh! Give that man his teleprompter back.
Even at his peak, Mel Blanc couldn’t stutter like this.
The pistol uses a proprietary 4.5mm SPS pistol cartridge that has high penetrating power by replacing the typical bullet with a metal dart. Underwater, conventional bullets are highly ineffective being inaccurate and limited to a very short range with a rapidly decreasing lethality. The “bullet” has been replaced with a long 115mm (4.53 inches) dart weighing 12.8 grams (.452 oz.) made from mild steel that has a slightly flattened tip. The fired projectile is kept stabilized by using a hydrodynamic cavity that is generated by the flattened point of the projectile that results in reduced drag, increased accuracy and lethality. The dart has a longer range and more penetrating power than speargun spears.
Click here for more background, operational details, and pictures.
A tiny little storm rolls through, and the next thing you know, half the East Coast gets plunged into darkness.
Why?
As a raving paranoid off his meds, I speculate thusly:
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1) Obama was playing with Biden and accidentally tossed Joe’s favorite squeak-toy into a transformer.
2) The EPA forgot we actually still USE all those coal-fired plants they shut down.
3) Jay Carney got carried away during an imaginary game of “Mission: Impossible” and cut the red wire.
4) Mr. Burns will NOT give you back your Dental Plan!
5) Luke is a crack shot with those proton torpedoes. “Bullseye, womprat!”
6) That dang Morpheus keeps unplugging people.
7) Leonardo DiCaprio woke up and everything just fell apart.
8) Godzilla!
9) The lights were turned off in preparation for Obama’s climatic appearance on stage at the Democrat Convention. What a drama queen!
10) Unfortunately, the East Coast “smart grid” uses the same “smart” as Obama’s “smart diplomacy”.
11) Who is John Galt?
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Speaking of John Galt, a local elected Democrat had this to say:
“I will not accept the timetable of July the 6th, said Montgomery County Executive Isiah Leggett (D), shortly after Pepco announced some homes would not have their power restored until Friday or even later. “Having our citizens go seven days without utilities in my opinion is not the kind of service we should expect.”
Brings to mind the sort of political mind-over-reality huffenpuffery of the politicians who caused the Taggart Tunnel disaster.
Pelosi: Immoral Dead People Made Obamacare Reality
Short, easy read, and you HAVE to see the picture of Pelosi.
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Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “President Obama said: “I have the perfect solution to the illegal immigration problem…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
NOTE: Next week, in honor of IMAO 10th Blogiversary Week, lolbama! will be pre-empted to bring you a special edition of lolimao! on Tuesday. See the bottom of this post for details.
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Pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Arik:
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From DamnCat:
From I’m a Man, I’m 41:
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From Irritable Pundit:
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From Kris:
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From Kris:
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From The Looking Spoon:
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From Travelwise42:
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Arik:
From Arik:
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From hadsil:
From Kris:
An uncaptioned lolbama! picture for you for the next edition in 2 weeks:
Yes, that’s a real picture of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
For next week, which is IMAO’s 10th Blogiversary Week, a challenge:
Insert the IMAO nuked-moon logo into a picture.
Doesn’t matter what – a famous painting, a corporate logo, a famous picture, a well-known landmark, an iconic album cover, or whatever tickles your fancy. The moon part is basically a circle, so there’s a lot of places it would fit nicely. For example:
Here’s a nice white-background PNG image you can re-size as necessary:
If you feel the need to add “IMAO” to it, the official font is Copperplate Gothic Bold, which is standard in Microsoft Word. The “Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.” tagline is Arial.
Oh, and you can easily do this, even if all you have to work with is Microsoft Paint (see tutorial). You don’t even have to trace around the moon image first. Just paste the whole thing on top of the target image, and when you click the “no background” button, the entirety of the white background will drop out.
As always, submit your entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Arik, for knowing his Denis Leary.
What say you?
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
NO_MO_BAMA [High Praise!] pointed me to Thoughts From Polly’s Granddaughter, who’s all over the issue of Elizabeth Warren’s heritage, with documentation to back it up:
Ms. Warren’s mother is never found as anything but white in documentation.
Pauline Louise Reed, the mother of Ms. Warren, was the child of Harry G. Reed and Bethania “Hannie” Crawford. She was born in Hughes County, Oklahoma, on February 14, 1912. She was found on the 1920 US Census living in Hickory Ridge, Okfuskee County, Oklahoma with her parents and siblings, race listed as white.
She was found on the 1930 US Census living in Wetumka, Hughes County, Oklahoma with her parents, race listed as white.
She married Don Herring on January 2, 1932 in Hughes County, Oklahoma. She was found on the 1940 US Census living in Wetumka, Hughes County, Oklahoma with her husband and children, race listed as white. She died July 18, 1995.
Now does that look like someone who was “so Cherokee” they had to elope?
See also:
Elizabeth Warren herself listed “Aunt Bea” as White on death certificate.
After Obama 2012 had the gall to ask people to give campaign donations to them in lieu of wedding gifts to their loved ones, I thought I’d seen it all.
But now, Parkway Rest Stop reveals the newest Obama fundraising letter, asking donors to include Obama in their wills.
Yes, it’s satire.
For now…
Energy Secretary Steven Chu said that America’s goal should be to make electric cars more affordable.
Stevie… how about making them more capable of driving around the block without dying or bursting into flame, first?
We’re coming for you… oh yes, we are… in the quiet of the darkest night, as you sleep comfortably…
What was that?
Did you hear that?
It’s… probably nothing…
Rest easy…
THERE IT IS AGAIN!
No, no… shhhh… there’s nothing there…
Sleep… sleep… you’re perfectly safe, my precious little donkeys…