You’ve seen that flag Obama is selling, right?
Yesterday, Frank J. was wondering how the pledge of allegiance to that flag might go.
I kinda wonder something else. My country’s flag has some nicknames, such as “Old Glory,” “The Stars and Stripes,” and “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
Obama’s flag? I’m not sure what to call it. An Obama-nation fits, but that’s been used before.
Suggestions?


“That which flies in the face of all America represents” or “O’s 5 Fallacies”– Hope, Change, Transparency, Unity, and Recovery”
Freak flag.
I’d say “Old Blighty,” but the Brits already have a claim on that. Maybe “Old Shorts.”
Dry Tinder?
Shop Towel?
Big Hankie?
Dirty Sham wOw?
I think it was Iowahawk who said, “five skid-marks and a cancellation stamp.”
“The finger-paint and sticker flag”. Perfect symbol of a nation where govt. is the adult, and we’re all children.
The colors that always run.
Betsy Ross didn’t build that.
The skid marks leading off the cliff.
“I don’t remember how many stars on the flag so I took them off” flag.
“We don’t believe in anything” flag.
“We surrender” flag.
“The Peoples Democratic Republic of America” flag.
“The retired president” flag.
“The Muslim America” flag.
“Old Two in the Shoe”
“Toilet Paper”
“The O-Spangled Failure”
A Futurama reference:
“Ol’ Freebie”
The “Barney Frank Gets His Jollies from” Roger
The “O” Mangled Banner
I’d never burn an American flag, but I’d sure burn that thing.
The red stripes represent the marks of a bloody hand on the ‘safe house’ in Libya.
The O in the corner represents the administration responsible.
“Old Skidmark”
“Old Empty Chair”
The redacted Constitution flag of BHO.
Pap. Smeared.
An @$$ wipe for Republicans and Tea Party members! In your faces, Democrats!
Old Glory Hole
the “star” mangled banner
Bleedin’ Liberal
The red badge of entitlement.
“Charmin®”
Biden’s finger painting.
Obamas rag.
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Butt wipe