I don’t like to sound paranoid, but really the only explanation for what Michelle Obama is doing is that she’s try to make our children so weak through malnutrition that they’ll be unable to resist doing whatever the government tells them.
We’ve seen how the government is at everything else; when you put them in control of a basic everyday like eating, there is going to be mass suffering. If the government also takes on breathing, we’re all going to die.
I bet phase 2 will be “lunch credits” for adhiring to the liberal agenda.
Ok – today’s lunch will be tofu paste and 3 baby carrots…Barbequed ribs can be purchased for 3 lunch credits…
on a completley unrelated note, you can earn 3 lunch credits today by taking home this pamphlet explaining to your parents the benefits of buying a Chevy Volt to take to you school.
I believe I can shed light on the why is the occupants beast trying to kill children.
H0: As demonstrated by Jack Links, sasquatchi hate humans. Moo-chele is a sasquatch and therefore hates humans. Ergo, sasquatch tries to kill children.
H1: Moochele is a mean marxist twit that hates freedom and white people.
H2: Food is racists and moochele hates racism and wants to stomp it out.
Obviously Flotus has discovered, as did Cruella de Vil before her, that when they get older their pelts become coarse and unusable for apparel purposes.
She’s doing it for the fat children! The fatty fatty fat fat children.
I’m so glad my kids are grown and don’t have to deal with this. I will help home school my grand children.
The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010 could not possibly produce unhealthy, hungry kids as its primary result. It’s right in the name, people!
And Mrs. Obama explicitly says that her program is “not about having government tell people what to do, because government doesn’t have all the answers.” That sounds pretty awesome to me.
Is it wrong that the turnspeak infuriates me more than the starving children? I mean, at least call it “The More Veggies, Calorie-Restricted Kids Act of 2010 Because Government Has All The Answers”. In fact, every law should be required to have “Because Government Has All The Answers” appended to its name.
The new school luch standards are important for preparing America for Communism. Once the farms are nationalized, there won’t be as much food as we have been used to. If children grow up learning that they can eat as much as they want, they will not accept food shortages as a normal part of Communism. We must train them now that hunger is a normal part of life.
Sounds silly, right?
The ones they can’t get in the womb they’ll kill in public school.
Pack your kiddos as many sandwiches as they can eat and quit complaining about what the government does or does not feed them. Meat and Cheese!