So this old video of Obama has been released, and it’s pretty ridiculous. In it, Obama adopts a stereotypical black accent (“Where’s your dolla?”) that I guess he picked up from the mean streets of Honolulu and then goes into a race-baiting diatribe trying to pit white suburbanites against black people. It’s pretty awful. If a white person did this, it would basically be a minstrel show, but I guess it’s supposed to be okay for him.
Anyway, the main message of this video is what’s been pretty obvious for some time: Democrats think black people are morons. They just make a few empty promises and scare them with race-baiting to get them to vote and then otherwise ignore them except for a few patronizing speeches like this one.
Of course, that’s not the only group Democrats think are morons. On the Obama campaign blog, they put up the slogan: “Vote like your lady parts depend on it.” And it’s been pretty clear from the Democrats’ behavior in the “War on Women” that they have trouble fathoming a woman having any concerns beyond her vagina. It doesn’t matter if she’s a law student at Georgetown; just toss a few birth control pills at her and she’s happy. Just don’t talk about the economy, jobs, or Libya in front of women, as that will just scare and confuse them and their lady parts.
The philosophy of government is supposed to be that politicians are our servants. We do all the important work like creating businesses and the technology that make this country awesome, and politicians are the idiots who take care of all the less important things we don’t have time for. But then you have someone like Obama, who thinks he’s our mother and that he’s in charge of us and is supposed to carefully guide us lesser people. That’s why this useless tool is so inclined to lecture us (“You didn’t build that!”).
The government is the least part of America. If we let others make it central to our country, American greatness will end. If a politician is ever patronizing to you, give him the boot. We should never put up with that crap from the help.
“Lady parts”?
Are they saying Republicans are a threat to casting calls for the role of Eliza Doolittle?
Perhaps “Vote like your lady parts depend on it” simply reminds Democrat women that if they lose, they will be circumcised just like many African women.
I can’t type anything funny or sarcastic right now as I’m doing a slow clap.
“The philosophy of government is supposed to be…”
Back in my Army days, our platoon sergeant decided to start a Card & Flower fund. He thought a platoon should be able to help its members out now and then; a plaque when someone got promoted, flowers to a guy’s wife when she gave birth to a new lil’ paratrooper, that kind of thing.
And then it started growing. A platoon party that no one really wanted to go to, help with a late car payment for a guy who’d only been in the platoon a few weeks.
And since contributions were “completely voluntary” the guys started getting behind on their dues. And so busy squad leaders with enough to do already had to start shaking people down on payday and threatening to assign extra duty if they didn’t pay up.
A typical rotation of duty in our platoon would cost about $180 in dues and at the end you’d get a $30 plaque. If you were a total screw-up, you’d never chip in a cent, get a few hundred in bad checks covered, take a chapter discharge after 4 months in the unit and get the same damned plaque to impress the ladies back home.
Nope, I’m not bitter.
“But then you have people like Obama who thinks he’s our mother …”
Well, Frank, I think Obama is a mother.
And, if I clarify that that is only half of a word, you might decide that violates the PG-13 rating of your blog … so I won’t clarify.
Of course Obama is a ‘mother.’ You can’t run a socialist nanny state without a dominant feminine side.
Obama adopts a stereotypical black accent (“Where’s your dolla?”) that I guess he picked up from the mean streets of Honolulu,
Yo, Homes, Obama be representin’ fo’ tha hardest rollin’ set in South Central Honolulu [signifies with righteous island gang hand signs] …damn, like y’alls neva heard-a dem mean ol’ drive-by luaus where a brotha gits hit by flyin’ poi an’ stuff, man. That stuff’ll toughen up a brotha fo’ sho!
the real culprit in the sububanites vs. inner city “folks” are the roads and bridges. Those racist racist roads and bridges, built by the government….and they say government solves problems.
The last paragraph of this article is a pretty goramm awesome manifesto statement.
he’s a mother all right…..or as Bo’rack the magic negro dialectic would say, MoFo
He doesn’t just sound like a buffoon trying to talk ghetto, he sounds like he’s on drugs.
I watched a bit of the video and I must admit he does deviate just a bit from his “ghetto pulpit” preacher voice into “slum black” twang.
Ghetto B0’rack be down wit Ebonanomics
Obama’s accent in the video may be caused by the mental disorder schizophrenia. One common early warning sign of schizophrenia includes: strange use of words or way of speaking.