During this recent presidential election … and since … many of us on the Right have concluded that the mainstream media (MSM) get .. the best word to describe it is “orgasmic” … over Barack Obama.
An Obamagasm, if you will. One of the most famous examples is the tingly feeling that Chris Matthews gets in his leg by listening to Obama.
Only, unlike an orgasm, this Obamagasm never seems to end.
Then, I read this article on Fox News. It says there are some that suffer from something called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD). A “never-ending orgasm,” to quote the title of the article.
To date, there is no explanation for the disorder. While researchers are still trying to figure out what causes PGAD, in “Textbook on Female Sexual Dysfunction,” Dr. Irwin Goldstein, the head of the Sexual Health Program at Alvarado Hospital in San Diego, summarized that possible reasons may include one or more of the following:
— Neurological changes like brain anomaly, post-injury or pelvic nerve hypersensitivity;
— Vascular changes, like pelvic congestion;
— Pressure against genital structures;
— Medications, such as the start or discontinuation of anti-depressants;
— Psychological issues.
(Dr. Sandra) Leiblum has added intense masturbation or partner stimulation, emotional stress, anxiety and starting or stopping a hormone regimen as possible causes.
When I read that, it all made sense. The MSM suffer from Persistent Obama Arousal Disorder … or POAD.
And, for nearly the same reasons:
- “Brain anomaly” — in other words, they aren’t right in the head.
- “Pelvic congestion” — and you can’t get more congested than having one’s head up one’s ass.
- “Pressure against genital structures” — which a head up the ass will certainly cause.
- “Medications” — and I’ll readily believe that many in the MSM are on drugs.
- “Psychological issues” — to which I can add nothing; it says it all.
So, let us on the Right have compassion for those in the MSM for getting all orgasmic over Barack Obama.
They’re sick.
But, I’m telling you nothing new.
FIRST!
Thankfully, POAD is not contagious and only prone to Obamatards.
Another 5.
Are u guys ready to endorse Ron Paul for 2012 yet?
[Eeek! Someone’s having a Rongasm! – B]
“Brain anomaly” — See Ted Kennedy.
“Pelvic congestion” — See Barney Frank.
“Pressure against genital structures” — See Bill Clinton and Intern.
“Medications” — IE: The cause of becoming a liberal.
“Psychological issues” — See any Democrat.
Round these parts PGAD done got started when spacemonkey hit the puberty.
Basil, I think you got the acronym incorrect. It should be — Terminal obama Arousal Disorder (ToAD)
Hey Frank what I am going to tell you is a true story. I’m not a racist but I am highly skeptical many times of blacks and this story illustrates why. I had a neighbor who was black. I met her when at one of our mutual neighbors and we struck up a friendship of sorts. She had several odd behavioral traits but had a decent rational streak also. Now I am 6’4″ 250…muscular with a shaved head and blue eyes. And in the mating game the brown eyed girls tend to really like blue eyes so she quickly was rather sweet on me.
One day we went to a nearby city of Phoenix park for a walk up the mile long jeep trail. Before long she is shreiking lightly whilst bending over and simulating orgasms claiming that parts of her physical anatomy were rubbing together.
My conclusion was she was trying to entice me into things that would yield either emotional or financial obligations and thus I stood there as calm and detached as a doctor. That was partly due to her not exactly being Halle Barry. Had she been the spandex would have made quick trip to ankles. A little thicker than Halle like most American black women or white for that matter.
Conclusion? – It was all made up hokum. Just like POAD. These people will say or do more than what you are accustomed to in the interest of getting whatever it is they want.
Me? Not a fan of Ron Paul, however:
Ron Paul probably would have made a great Treasury Secretary. He does have quite the extensive knowledge on money, economy and the banking system.
And I bet he’s paid his taxes.
Oh, and I must admit I had a couple Mittgasms early in the primary (but I think it had more to do with his handsomeness)
PammyV …
-1- I think the MSM is trying to get you to infer Obama is an androgenous sinuous he-man and not the soy eating journalist type that they are. Or the Steve Erkel skinny guy that he is.
-2- After all that has happened I am now a fan of Ron Paul. Strangely enough Dr. Paul is the only one showing any IQ. Fancy that a guy who had a real job appears more valorous than the career politicians. Mmmm….You do the math. He would have been a better president than Obama, McCain and Bush all in one. But then the higher your true IQ ( not the MSM IQ where Keith Olberman rates higher than severely retarded rock ) ….the more libertarian you are.
I’ve said it before, but my reaction to the reaction of the staff at MSNBC to Obama’s “race” speech was to coin the term “Bukkakabama”. They gushed and gushed for 40 minutes, taking turns to do so, using pretty much the same taking points. Best speech since I had a dream, etc.
If Obama ever talks about turning the sea levels back again, we’ll have to call it his “I have a wet dream” speech.
So, how does this part also not apply to the MSM? Let’s see…
Intense Masturbation? If you can’t see it on your own, you’re not watching the MSM fawning (fauning? hehe) over the Obamassiah. See Chris Matthews citation (above) for a horrific example.
Partner stimulation? Self-explanatory (see Intense Masturbation).
Emotional Stress and Anxiety? Well, if the shock of having to pick between Mrs. Clinton and The Big O weren’t enough to cause emotional stress, how about the fear that Sarah Palin might end up one heartbeat from the Presidency? And how about the worries that the Big O might not be able to fix that whole economy thing in a couple of weeks after all?
Seems to me that this is the most applicable part of the article, right here.
-2- After all that has happened I am now a fan of Ron Paul
Ya know, there are many times where Dr. Paul is the only guy who is right. I have a good friend who was on the Ron Paul wagon early and really tried to get me to come over. Unfortunately, to me, he doesn’t have that “presidential” quality: he always seems a bit whiney. I think image is a weighing factor when choosing a leader. It’s hard to find intellegence, charisma and image in one person.
Ron Paul might have made a better President than the current allegedly black ignoramus, but even if it had been Paul as the RNC pick rather that McCain, he still would’ve lost the popular vote. Why, one might ask? Because:
1. Bark Obama is taller in stature than Ron Paul. People who are insecure in themselves tend to put their trust in a person who looks more imposing & is on “their side”. Regardless of policy, the taller candidate seems to get picked more often.
2. Ron Paul looks like an old guy. Dems don’t like “father figures” very much…they want someone to relate to on a personal level, not an authority figure. Bark Obama is tall, dark, but still looks like a boyish prince. The want Little Lord Fauntleroy, not King Arthur.
3. Bark Obama is black (sort of). He didn’t need to be qualified when he could just charge his campaign expenditures to his Race Card (never leave home without it). Making history through the worst example of affirmative action ever is “change” to be sure, but so is a cancer diagnosis. If Texan Ron Paul had chosen to run against him, the allegations of racism would be endless, especially after that whole Lee Rockwell issue. And then there was Don Black & ‘Stormfront’…
No, they are not sick, they are evil.
Ronulans again?
ron paul’s appeal in the current political climate is that of stopped watch – they will both manage to be correct more times in a day than the obamessiah.
As if I didn’t already have enough reasons to think liberals were creepy!
I just can’t say it…………
No I really can’t, one must have some standards and this just goes one click too far.