Blogging will be light, as I’ve been assigned by the president himself to a special emergency task force to determine whether helicopter doors are at safe sizes. This sounds like a special honor, but I hear Obama is paying for about 100,000 engineers to look into this problem. Don’t worry; I hear it will all be paid for under the stimulus.
Creating a door big enough for that one’s nappy head, will make a chopper more un-air worthy.
Wow, that’s much more important than the job I got.
Do not be using that artsy fartsy graphic design or video editing software on your MAC Bassil! Use the he-man pc machine.
Does a football helmet on his head count as a bucket? Is it possible he’ll start wearing one like those kids that keep hitting themselves?
Also, did he get hurt? I mean, it looked to me like he hit his ear on the door rather than his head. And that’s a LOT of cushion material because that ear is huge. Some people have earwigs but Barack has ear ponies.
Just make sure the new doors are bucket-proof. Buckets magnify the force of impact, and helicopter doors are expensive.
as long as the door is big enough for THE OBAMA to fall out of it, and the latch does not lock