In Florida, a local icon – the Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay – attacked and bit an elderly woman.
Just waiting for Democrats to claim it was part of the Romney/Ryan Medicare reform plan.
7 Comments
I believe that this monkey is a Democratic Operative based on this part of the article.
“Just a few months ago, wildlife officials urged the public not to feed the monkey, fearing he would become dependant on humans for food, becoming aggressive, and that’s exactly what’s happened.”
I believe that this monkey is a Democratic Operative based on this part of the article.
“Just a few months ago, wildlife officials urged the public not to feed the monkey, fearing he would become dependant on humans for food, becoming aggressive, and that’s exactly what’s happened.”
probably,it was just a “typical white woman”,who was bitten.
could the monkey and Debbie Wasserman Schultz be seen
at the same time?
“…wildlife officials urged the public not to feed the monkey, fearing he would become dependant on humans for food, becoming aggressive,…”
The monkey was last seen wearing a small t-shirt that read “I am the 47%”.
The people who were positive they saw this Rhesus monkey were Rh-Positive.
Call Frank. He might know this one.
Probably a member of Occupy Tampa
Jimmy, no! Didn’t you listen to the podcasts and check out the old archives? Frank hates monkeys! Don’t tell him…
Aw crap, too late.