Still Waiting for the Stuffed Lightning Sand

[High Praise! to Think Geek]
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“That’s the fire swamp! We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
-The Princess Bride

The three dangers of the fire swamp are the flame spurt, the lightning sand, and the dreaded Rodents of Unusual Size. But going in may be the only way to escape the evil Prince who’s pursuing you… so why not give it a shot? If there’s any justice in the world, true love will save you. And failing that, you can hold tight to your two-foot-long R.O.U.S. plush toy to make you feel safe.

You asked for it, and we made it a reality. Actually, we had this product earlier, but we thought if we launched it too close to April Fool’s Day you wouldn’t think it was real. BUT IT IS REAL! We have a R.O.U.S. and you can, too! This plush is a ThinkGeek exclusive and is a whopping 27″ from the tip of its unusual nose to the end of its unusual tail. Now you just need to add flame spurts and lightning sand to your backyard.
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