Don’t hate the player, hate “Settlers of Catan.”
— Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) April 24, 2013
“HOUSEKEEPING!!!” –housekeeping
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 24, 2013
By now, it’s clear Obama’s FBI wasn’t going to track Tamerlan unless he went to an NRA convention.
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 24, 2013
Not big fan of Kochs, but their bogeyman status on left for doing a tenth of what Soros does is remarkable.
— tedfrank (@tedfrank) April 24, 2013
1) Hang flannel shirts while listening to Soundgarden.2) Realize I’m an establishing shot for a film set in 1994.3) Feel Death’s icy claw.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) April 24, 2013
People are like snowflakes. I only like them on Christmas.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 24, 2013
Obamacare may or may not be the work of smart people, but it could only be the work of people who believe they’re very smart.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) April 24, 2013
When you punch me in a fight, the cracking sound you hear is not my ribs, bro, it’s my snacks. You’re cracking my snacks, bro. Uncool.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) April 24, 2013
Dozakharwhatis’ poem to his brother:Roses are red;violets are blue;we can’t be taken alive, broso I ran over you!
— Grumpier Than Thou (@drawandstrike) April 24, 2013

Fan of the Koch’s and have always considered this vendetta against them stupidly moronic. They run great companies that people like to work for, they pay taxes, contribute to the community and don’t run around like they own the world. Yeah I guess we shouldn’t have too many of those types of people. We should have more of the give me your money to spend on my vacation a month, lavish dinners and birthday bashes I guess.