I’ve been alerted by the Department of Homeland Security that there might be right-wing extremism at IMAO in either the comments and maybe even the posts. Now, I told them I don’t monitor this blog. At all. I don’t read any comments or posts from the other bloggers. And if they look at my lack of proofreading, it’s pretty obvious I don’t even red my own psots. Still, it concerns me that there could be extremism at my blog, so I want you all to keep an eye out for it. If any posters are acting suspiciously conservative and going on about how they like tax cuts or disparaging the Obama administration, report them immediately to the DHS. Politics is fun and all, but we should never make anyone uncomfortable with our views.
So back to plotting how to get dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them. I’m thinking the best way is to track down Dick Cheney and find how he got them for his Assassination Squad.
Don’t see any extremist over here. On an unrelated topic, does anyone have advise on how to store seven thousand .223 rounds that one plans on burying in their backyard. What kind of container do I need to keep them from rusting?
This koolaid tastes like happy!
My wife and I discovered this morning that we are apparently right wing extremists. It’s kind of nice having the government afraid of me. I could get to like it.
As a right wing extremist and meber of several militias, like the NRA, the Republican party, and the Minutemen. I just want to say that I am glad tha dhs is keeping an eye on us, cause we may do something really bad, like stand up for our country, recite the pledge of aligence, or maybe even (God forbid) sing the national anthem.
#1, I suggest storing them in several AR-15 models. I keep mine on little shelves I have on the wall in various rooms of the house. Doesn’t take up much space and they make great conversation pieces.
Oh, you mean things like this?
“Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! … Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!” – Senator Barry Goldwater
It’s all those stupid veterans you have here. Everyone knows THOSE people sign up so they can come home and cause problems for the country, and the Constitution they swore to protect.
Their indoctrination starts when they first sign up. These future terrorists hold up their right hand and swear to “defend the Constitution from all enemies; Foreign AND DOMESTIC”. Who are the Domestic threats to the Constitution? The government perhaps? This is an obvious oath to come home and join extremist groups like the American Legion.
How vast is the American Legion influence? With over 2 million members worldwide, they have member in all forms of government. Even Janet Napolitano, The head of DHS, was a member of the “New Mexico Girls State”, An American Legion organization. I demand that Janet Napolitano be detained and questioned by the DHS until the extent of her RIGHT WING EXTREEMISIM can be determined.
#1, ive found that plastic keeps out most of the moisture, but pulling out a little baggie out of the ground does not have the same affect as pulling out a big woden chest with iron renforcments, so i would sugest the latter.
How dare they malign the decent, peaceable folk at IMOA???
Somebody’s cruisin’ for a nukin’!
I guess we made the DHS list disparging Aquaman.
So the best tip is to wrap the .223s in plastic, then place in a big wooden chest, with iron reinforcements. Sounds good. Is Obama also talking about outlawing RPGs? If so I might need to put a couple of rockets into my chest.
No extremists here…and on the unrelated topic marvin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrK3Gi6QNsU might be the best option.
Oh, and if you are an extremist, please don’t go look at this. Nnnkay?
I’ve never joined “groups” or “clubs”. I was never a boy scout, and don’t generally join up with organizations, as I never needed the “be part of the group” group-think validation that leftard wussies are dependent upon. But, if I’m going to be lumped with a club, I’d like to make sure it’s as right wing as possible, so sign me up.
Can we get t-shirts? I mean, if I’m gonna be part of a DHS labeled extremist group, I might as well advertise.
Here’s the .PDF that DHS has just produced: Rightwing Extremism
Other links of interest: Ron Paul’s plan to fight pirates (AVAST!)
and
the AK made out of bacon: The Ultimate anti-Muslim Terrorist weapon for CCQ
1. Use the 223 rounds as packing material in the watertight, sealed PVC tubes in which you store your RPGs. Keeps the RPG from bouncing around and also provides ammo for the squad supporting the rocketeer.
2. DHS? Isn’t that the group that refused to purchase the dinosaurs for Cheney to use in his assassination squads? I always thought they were suspiciously supportive of the existing government, and this confirms it. It is like their job is supposed to be protecting the government or something.
the first rule of Dick Cheney Assasination Squad is do not talk about Dick Cheney Assassination Squad.
Well first I learn that the Federal government considers me a right wing extremist along with the KKK and the Aryan Nation- nice company they put me in, eh? Then I learn about Oregon Revised Statue 166.660 Unlawful paramilitary activity. I find this statue amusing because this is the very same state government that won’t allow the local city to ‘zone’ pornography retailers or strip clubs. So if I want to set up a sex shop across the street from elementary school I’m golden, but if I want to discuss methods of evading or disabling Apache Attack Helicopters I’m committing a Class C Felony. Fun times!
yes, the survival cashe does seem like the best option, however i do not think it is a cool enough solution. try painting flames on it or puting in a lazer unauthoized entry defence system. also you would need like four or five for your needs.
Cool, Ron Paul and others want to authorize Privateers. Oh snap! O-bah-muhh has said he will not allow the rise of ‘privacy’ in that region. Coincidence? I think not! O-bah-muhh anticipates Extremism by using his Magic Bucket to receive transmissions from Laika the Space Dog. Foiled again! Drats! Double Drats!
Right Wing Extremists??? Here??? at IMAO??? Nah, it could never happen!
Now, excuse me while I go change the title of my blog before I get hauled off to a camp.
Does DHS flag any posts mentioning Ron Paul for moderation? Just checking if he’s one of the seven dirty words you can’t write on blog sites. “And tits doesn’t even belong on the list!”
Jeebus Howard Christ, the inmates (literally) are definitely in charge of the asylum.
For 8 long years the moonbats all over “news” and “entertainment” call for Dubya’s actual assassination and no one bats an eyelash. But let the conservative majority start standing up for our rights against an oppressive government and all heck breaks loose.
I’m with #14: If we’re gonna be labeled as extremists, we should at least get a tee shirt outta the deal; call it our re-education camp uniform.
Seriously, we should have a tee shirt. After all, mocking Liberals is what we do best, among other things. Anyone up for the challenge of designing/selling a tee shirt on Cafe Press?
Now for the slogan:
I know that “Proud Infidel” is already for sale somewhere; so is “Proud Member of Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.” What else ya got?
WOLVERIIIIIIIINES!!!
Peeps,
The Government should always be afraid of it’s people. At least if we didn’t suck so much at the game of Constitution.
“DHS Approved Right-Wing Extremist”?
7.62×39 ammo is best kept in stripper clips in bandoleers, These should be on your body at all times. along with a bull pup under your coat. I’m sure .223 could be stored in a similar fashion. I AM MY OWN DHS (department of home security)
I’d rather be called a “Right Wing Extremist” than be a brain dead Obot, numb nut, retard, socialist, pinko, commie hippie.
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Or something like that.
I’m very disturbed with write-ups in CNN and BBC that talk about right wing people extensively, and include only pictures of whackjobs with Nazi flags.
The silent majority is going to get steam rolled if it stays silent.
And what a shocker coming from Napolitano. I pegged her for a Nazi from the start.
I’ll see your WOLVERIIIIIIIINES!!!, and raise you a “THIS IS SPARTA !!!”
>>>>>>>>>
Malcolm Reynolds: “Well, well, well Zoe, it looks like we got here just in time. What does that make us?”
Zoe: “Big damn heroes.”
Does it count if Im really a left wing extremist acting like a right wing extremist so I can infitrate and learn the toof about the illuminati and the what ever the hell they call that club at Harvard that so many Pres were members of?
I got to work today and took the little paper name sign I have on my cube and wrote the intials “RWE” in the lower left corner. This goes well with my “rev 2.0” in the lower right corner. ….. and thats my idea for a shirt… place one set of initials over a small US Flag (or under) make T-shirts and Polo’s….
“The mob can never rebel unless it is conservative, at least enough to have conserved some reasons for rebelling.”
– GK Chesterton, What’s Wrong with the World.
You DO raise a good point though. If those of us who may be crazy anti-tax type extremists (I protested today, mea culpa) were to actually all call DHS next week and turn ourselves in, what do you think would happen? THAT would make for some fun comedy my friend.
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Terrible Troy, It’s actually the club at Yale, and it’s called Skull and Bones. Scroll and Key is Harvard’s, but they just conspire to make people fat by creating terrible tasting low-fat food. Evil Lite.
Guess I should call the DHS and turn myself in, huh? Or perhaps I should make them come get me. Hehehe.