Perfect Housewarming Present for Frank J.

It’s a real thing:

Sriracha lovers, your life just got a whole lot spicier…

Sriracha2Go is a must-have for every sriracha lover. With S2G, you’ll never worry about a sriracha-less meal again. No matter where you go, no matter what time of day, sriracha will be by your side.

Simply fill your empty S2G bottle with your favorite sriracha and clip it to your keychain, slide it in your pocket, or toss it in your purse — you’re now set to add sriracha to your breakfast, lunch, dinner, and everything in between.

Worried about depleting your S2G stash? Don’t be! Just refill your bottle and continue eating your sriracha-loving-heart out.

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6 Comments

  1. I don’t k know…seems like more of a going away present. aren’t housewarming presents supposed to be something for the home rather something you’d use when you’re away from it. Presumably at home you’d have your gallon siracha jug and wouldn’t need this. I’d also be concerned that you might sit on it and end up with very spicy pants.

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