“Presidents are to be treated like the flag: never disrespected, and only honorably disposed of. Whew!” (Vice presidents must be brought in at night and brought in out of the rain.)
… The presidential bus will need treads, not mere tires, for the next two years.
… Meddling kids will bebanned from federal premises.
… all Americans are instructed to keep a sharp lookout for the Ebola Czar, and report his whereabouts and what he is doing. Likewise, the Stimulus funds.
. . . will declare that all children under the age of eighteen are now eighteen*
. . . will require that underwear will be changed three times daily and will be worn on the outside to facilitate checking that the people are complying*
. . . repeals not only immigration law, but also the laws of physics and mathematics
. . . will be for a new suit of “clothes” that will be invisible to anybody sane (but visible to Democrats, including all those who work for MSNBC, the New York Times, etc.)
. . . “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of KenyaHawaiiIndonesiaChicago Ferguson, out of the land of slavery [and into the Post-Racial Promised Land]. You shall have no other gods before me.”
…a tofurkey salad with asparagus and brussel sprouts…(Michelle leaves)…with a side order of 50 buffalo wings and a double baconwich to go.
…all cookies must contain walnuts. Nationwide rioting ensues.
…rioting and looting quotas
.. Caucasian-ness is now illegal. Violators will be deported.
“Presidents are to be treated like the flag: never disrespected, and only honorably disposed of. Whew!” (Vice presidents must be brought in at night and brought in out of the rain.)
Obama’s next Executive Order..
Cubs to win 2015 World Series.
Obama’s next Executive Order..
those 2014 election results…?
“From now on, I won’t even ask…. I *WILL* be allowed to be clear.”
“Re: The Presidency: Once you go black, you never go back.”
Obama’s next Executive Order..
All Americans from this time forward well be playing “President says”.
… will be the kind of super-pardon-amnesty-discretionary-Signing-Statement that Caesar would have been jealous of.
Obama’s Next Executive Order…
… will so flagrantly violate the Constitution that even his lapdog media will take umbrage.
… “No backsies on amnesty.”
… automatically grants himself a Presidential pardon in case of impeachment.
… no doubt will be the straw that breaks the nation’s back.
“Hurry in for American citizenships. Costs so low, we’re practically giving them away.”
“The rain will never fall in Gruberlot. . . “
… ban that pesky Congress, they just get in the way of Imperial Edicts…
… target IMAO.US for immediate “scrutiny”, those pesky bloggers keep getting in the way too…
… The presidential bus will need treads, not mere tires, for the next two years.
… Meddling kids will bebanned from federal premises.
… all Americans are instructed to keep a sharp lookout for the Ebola Czar, and report his whereabouts and what he is doing. Likewise, the Stimulus funds.
will declare that water is not wet and fire does not burn (tip of the hat to accordingtohoyt).
… will rename the United States “Charming.” He’s a fan of ‘Sons of Anarchy.’
…will mandate changes in reality to reflect his beliefs.
…strawberry scented welfare checks
…will mandate that citizens eat cake
…will require all privately owned vehicles to run on unicorn farts
…ordering the arrest and prosecution of Darren Wilson.
Obama’s Next Executive Order…
must be met with armed resistance or we are done as a free Republic.
Obama’s Next Executive Order…
Anonymiss will be anonymous nevermore and all her cookies will be his! MuwHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Obama’s next Executive Order..
… will be whatever President Jarrett tells the dumbbell to sign.
… disarms the police, and encourages them to ask the perps nicely to go to time out.
… designates that all future presidential elections will be held on November 32.
… makes it a hate crime felony to use the term “worst president ever.”
@Gumbeaux: Uh-oh. What about ‘three strikes and you’re out’?
…will eliminate all inside out houses. Privies will be issued to the privileged.
…will declare the executive branch in charge of all executions.
. . . will declare that all children under the age of eighteen are now eighteen*
. . . will require that underwear will be changed three times daily and will be worn on the outside to facilitate checking that the people are complying*
. . . repeals not only immigration law, but also the laws of physics and mathematics
. . .
*see Woody Allen’s movie “Bananas”
. . . will be for a new suit of “clothes” that will be invisible to anybody sane (but visible to Democrats, including all those who work for MSNBC, the New York Times, etc.)
…order 66 on the TEA Party.
…order 666 on the Christian Right.
…unlimited Executive Orders.
. . . “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of
KenyaHawaiiIndonesiaChicagoFerguson, out of the land of slavery [and into the Post-Racial Promised Land]. You shall have no other gods before me.”. . . breathing is now illegal – prosecutorial discretion allowed.
… worse than the last.
@ 10: OPPO
Does that mean we will at least (and I mean, at very least) get a tasty salad named after him ?
…declaring what’s going on in Ferguson isn’t rioting, but people getting an early start on Black Friday.
…will be to deport everyone except Elizabeth Warren and her tribe.
@31 CTC: You bet: chicken salad; walled-off salad; . . . .
…will be the order in which his executives line up to testify before the Senate.
…won’t be from Michelle’s menu.
…re-establishes the border connecting Africa and North America.
…nationalises all pockets and purses. And (Heaven forbid) cookie jars. And piggy banks.
,..
gives the us to iran
@22 Oppo: That won’t be on an EO, because it’s a Cominsky Field term.