"Don't even talk to me until I invent coffee" — some surly-ass caveman
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) March 16, 2015
I’m sure the guy handing out organic mayo samples at Whole Foods wants to hear your rant against Hellman’s, lady.
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) March 16, 2015
Congrats to Starbucks baristas for finally having a chance to use their sociology PhDs.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 17, 2015
*toilet papers a tree*
Go now, be with your own kind
— ibid (@ibid78) March 18, 2015
Are you a leprechaun or a leprechaun't?
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) March 18, 2015

David Burge +1 yet again.
“Is it just me, or has Starbucks gotten kind of ‘racy?’
So…when you TP a tree should the paper hang from the front of the branches, or from the back??