Yes, it’s a national holiday. It’s Frank J.’s Birthday!
For some reason, I have to go to work today. Maybe it’s one of those Monday holidays like Washington’s Birthday or something. It was kinda quiet on Monday, come to thing of it.
Anyway, if you’re not at home celebrating, be sure to wish everyone you see a Happy Frank J.’s Birthday today.
But, and here’s the most important thing, at least as far as Frank J. is concerned. What did you get him? He wants presents. Lots and lots of presents. So be sure to list all the presents you sent Frank J. There will be an accounting.
I bought Frank-branded books. That is the finest gift you could give a writer.
I got him a moon to nuke.
A promise from the President that he could keep his doctor.
I got him a monkey.
Frank J *loves* monkeys…
http://www.imao.us/archives/cat_scary_evil_monkey.html
…this ring I found when I took a trip with some dwarves.
@5 – speaking of which, MY dwarves and I are digging him a hole.
Diggy diggy hole…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
Happy Hippie Punching Birthday, Frank. Got you a distressed mackerel to distract Aquaman with, giving you a few moments free of fear of your arch nemesis.
A big presidential hat to command respect.
A how-to book for “Talk Like A (Somali) Pirate” Day —- “Gaah! Navy SEALS!!”
ahh
The Future, you can’t predict it
The Past, you can’t change it.
The Present, Didn’t get him one.
A driver-less car for his job commute.
Unfortunately it was car-jacked… and last seen driving for UBER.
Is it true that if we don’t wish him a Happy Birthday we will be “paid a visit” ? Just Wondering. Oh, Happy Birthday.
I was thinking about writing in Frank for President. Now, I think he is just to dang old.
I took a step towards healing the planet by refraining from pulling weeds in my yard that scour carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, helping to reverse the bigger-than-ISIS threat of AGW. Take a deep breath of cleansed birthday air, Frank J.! You’re welcome.
High Praise, a pat on the head, & a cookie.
What I’d like for my birthday is some time to blog 🙁
Working on some big projects though that hopefully one day everyone will get to see.
I’m sending a big box of time to blog. Let me know when you get it.
17 DamnCat: Nice gift. I’m sending a big box of desire to go with it.
I sent him “High praise!”
Happy (Belated) Birthday, Frank! I think that we should declare June 4th “National Punch A Hippie Day” in your honor.