Shielded Posted by Harvey on 8 June 2015, 8:00 am Under the nuclear deal, Iran has agreed to grant “managed access” to military sites. Great. So it’s like going to the prom with a girl whose parents are chaperoning.
Or like going to Walmart and getting assigned a 90 year-old, demented greeter with a walker to accompany you. “We can’t go over there.” “Why not?” “It’s too far.” Reply to this comment
It’s like giving a new computer to 15-year-old boy who knows more about how to disable parental controls than you do. Reply to this comment
Wouldn’t want our inspectors to find out where they hide the hookers and the blow. Reply to this comment
#3 DamnCat; My first born male child was building computers and installing Linux distro’s when he was 15. Let’s just say there were no “parental controls” at our house. I had one rule, though. “No pörn! Find yourself a real woman!” Reply to this comment
@Jimmy – “Find yourself a real woman!” That’s not very inclusive. You’re a good dad. Reply to this comment
@6 – Apparently AP’s links self-destruct, so as to minimize proof that they’re a corrupt and biased news outlet. I replaced it with one from USA Today, who’s merely biased. Reply to this comment
@Jimmy #5: “Find yourself a real woman!” You mean Caitlyn Jenner is off the list? H8er! Reply to this comment
@10 Crabby: Yes. But I have to admit they’re better at finding real women than I have lately. Send all inquiries to: Jimmy Needs A Real Woman! c/o Hermitville General Delivery Hermitville, WA XXX Oh, and thanks, DamnCat. I tried. Reply to this comment
Except we are still gonna get screwed in this deal.
Or like going to Walmart and getting assigned a 90 year-old, demented greeter with a walker to accompany you.
“We can’t go over there.”
“Why not?”
“It’s too far.”
It’s like giving a new computer to 15-year-old boy who knows more about how to disable parental controls than you do.
Wouldn’t want our inspectors to find out where they hide the hookers and the blow.
#3 DamnCat; My first born male child was building computers and installing Linux distro’s when he was 15. Let’s just say there were no “parental controls” at our house. I had one rule, though. “No pörn! Find yourself a real woman!”
Is it intentional or accidental irony that the link is bad?
@CCO – your access has been managed.
@Jimmy – “Find yourself a real woman!”
That’s not very inclusive. You’re a good dad.
@6 – Apparently AP’s links self-destruct, so as to minimize proof that they’re a corrupt and biased news outlet.
I replaced it with one from USA Today, who’s merely biased.
You mean Caitlyn Jenner is off the list? H8er!
@10 Crabby: Yes. But I have to admit they’re better at finding real women than I have lately.
Send all inquiries to:
Jimmy Needs A Real Woman!
c/o Hermitville General Delivery
Hermitville, WA XXX
Oh, and thanks, DamnCat. I tried.