Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…
..are under Bill.
…have double-digit IQ’s.
…check-in at 09:00 EDT every day to read IMAO’s SLOTD.
SECOND!
Sorry, that should read 09:00 PDT.
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…
have to eat cookies with walnuts.
have had their souls sucked out by Hillary prior to starting.
must pay a portion of their salary to Bill & Hillary’s Foundation.
are told to “Dry Clean” nightly.
…have to “hit the woods”…
…are not allowed to look directly at or address her hokeyness…
…have to discern Hillary’s mood by interpreting her pantsuit choice of the day…
…must be able to draw a pentagram, a circle and write an IOU with freshly sacrificed goats blood.
…must not use the words dazed, rictus or screeching chipmunk faced haggis sack when describing Clinton.
In Addition to Being Underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Interns: Required to take turns giving Huma a break from servicing the bat cave.
…will not receive any protection from groups angry from watching YouTube.
…know full well that at this point, it makes no difference.
…should have known better. Why would anyone work for someone who is dead broke.
…were tempted with the promise of being the next George Stephanopoulos
.
…know they are eligible for Vince Foster’s retirement plan.
@6 Dohtimes: “screeching chipmunk faced haggis sack”
One translation for that is “psycho-bitch from hell.”
…all inherently realize that zero IS the minimum wage.
…are not provided with a sanitation station for post-cankle rub cleansing.
…will be fined – and fired – for imitating her laugh. Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…
must rotate “diaper duty”.
@18 for Bill, Hillary and Charlotte.
(when asked the question, “Boxers or Briefs?” Replied: “Depends”
…found all the ‘reset’ buttons were emblazoned with ‘OverCharge’.
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…
… can’t afford even a cheap blue dress.
… have to answer the 3 am phone calls.
… were given the unenviable task of coming up with a slogan better than “Let’s make Jimmy Carter the third worst president.”
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…get a free cigar…from Bill
In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…
…have to deal with being of the feminine persuasion.
…identify as being black.
…don’t know the difference between sh*t and shinola.
. . . are not allowed to carry buckets of water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQJ8WrKnLUs
…are forced, by lottery draw, to battle in Thunderdome for Hillary’s entertainment – “2 interns enter, 1 intern leaves!”
…in place of training, constantly have the audio track from “The West Wing” playing in their earpiece
…recall having fun in a nightclub, meeting a really cool guy, having a couple drinks, then waking up in a campaign office, chained to a desk with a phone and a list of numbers, and instructions to make 25 calls an hour while several older European gentlemen watch them from behind bulletproof glass with sad, half smiles on their faces