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  1. I’m a Cranky Old Yank in My Clanky Think Tank On the Lam From Hubby/Perver With a Decommissioned Server Doing the Lying, Crying, Scandal Denying, Presidential Blues (With apologies to Hoagy Carmichael)

  2. 1. Crazy
    2. Still Crazy After All These Years
    3. Crazy Girl
    4. Crazy in the Night (Barking at Airplanes)
    5. Crazy Little Party Girl
    6. Crazy on You
    7. Crazy Town
    8. I Guess I’m Crazy
    9. I’m So Crazy
    10. I Get Crazy

  3. “The Night They Wiped the Hard Drive Clean” (to the tune of “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down”)

    “Let Your Bribes Flow” (to the tune of “Let Your Love Flow”)

    “Me and You and a Kickback, Too” (to the tune of “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo”)

    “Right Crime of the Night” (to the tune of “Right Time of the Night”)

    “San Francisco (Be Sure to Grab Power While You’re There)” (to the tune of “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers In Your Hair”))

  4. “What Difference Does It Make” by the Smiths

    So, what difference does it make?
    So, what difference does it make?
    It makes none
    But now you have gone
    And you must be looking very old tonight

  5. Does anyone remember “Wing Ding” (from the early 60’s – I think it was by Dee, Joey and The Starliters).

    But I can’t find it on YouTube or even Bing or Google. Darn. (Certainly a greater loss than Hillary’s memory.)

  6. Bill y Jowl:

    “It’s five-o’clock-somewhere Saturday
    The regulator crowd shuffles in;
    There’s an old woman sitting next to me
    Making love to her tonic and gin.

    She says “CNN, won’t you play up my mammaries?”
    I’m not quite sure how it goes;
    But I’m sad in my suite
    And I knew I’d compete
    When I wore a younger mom’s clothes.”

    Oh, lie, lie, lie, lie-lie-lie.
    Lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie.

    “Now Bill, who’s disbarred, is a friend of mine.
    And he gets me my drinks for free.
    And he’s quick with a joke
    Or to light up his ‘smoke’
    But there’s someplace that he’d rather be.”

    “He’s a Whitewater-real-estate novelist
    Who never had time for his wife:
    And he’s talking with Jarret, who’s dangling that carrot
    And probably will be for life.”

    Oh, lie, lie, lie, lie-lie-lie.
    Lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie.

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