Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
Retire
…will decriminalize crime.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
is bound to succeed> Law of Averages man.
…is criminal.
…primarily counts on improvements based on the retirement of Eric Holder.
…redefines activities done by “undocumented” individuals as civil offences.
…is to lock up all politicians (I wish!).
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
Crime, like Race and Gender, will become a matter of individual perception.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
involves eliminating racist police and having everyone be on their best behavior.
Utilizes the Chicago model because of its incredible success.
The answer is obviously…
COMMUNITY ORGANIZING!!!
…will redefine crime to be exclusively the actions of crackers (by Executive Order)
…speed up Iran’s nuclear program.
…preemptive pardons, totally taking a bite out of street cred.
…new prison soap treated with slippery elm.
…by resigning, taking the I out of crme. (“Heh, but there’s still always a ME there.”)
…making that picture on the new $10 bills a photo of Caitlyn Jenner.
…well, for starters, you know those “Crime Watch” programs in neighborhoods? They’re racist and will be outlawed.
“President” Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
in Mexico, is to import every Mexican criminal. To reduce it here, he’s going to make everything Mexican criminals do legal….oh wait, it already is.
….is to make cops so afraid to do their job that they stop arresting anyone for anything. 0 arrests = 0 crime.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime… will require a phone and a pen.
… is to focus on Global Warming.
… is to focus more on Microagressions.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
…is retarded
…make it a Federal Crime punishable by death to any law enforcement officer that actually enforces the law
…raise taxes
…will work just as well as his other policies
…surrender to the criminals
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime had its new computer system hacked by the Chinese.
Bob Fibber, IIC (Incompetent In Charge) said they were assured by their IT Director (Wang Hung Lo) that the the lack of proper firewalls and anti-spying software wasn’t his problem.
President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…
ban Trans Fat.
Lots and lots of “Crime Free Zone” signs.