You can have my money when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Also, your teeth aren’t good enough to be President.
You need to see a dentist.
Cheers,
Jimmy
PS: I actually did own a Smith-Corona once! But as a non-interfaced device, it was surplanted by a DEC LA-36 in the late ’70’s. Talk about fancy graphics!
I’ve been hesitant to confront Bernie fans. I’m worried that I’ll either be perceived as picking on mentally handicapped people or I’ll provoke a lunatic and send him into a homocidal rage.
Someone who I think would be perfect for a Sanders Seattle advance man:
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested in Washington (charged with assaulting Evergreen officer)
KING5 | 11:05 a.m. PST February 2, 2016 | no byline
SEATTLE – A man . . . is accused of allegedly assaulting a Thurston County sheriff’s deputy and an Evergreen State College police officer.
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 34, has been arrested on two counts of assault as well as malicious mischief and malicious harassment. He’s being held on $50,000 bail….
Zopittybop-bop-bop’s name, and criminal history, have placed him in the news before. He was arrested in Wisconsin in 2012 and Iowa in 2013 on drug possession charges…
…Zopittybop-bop-bop has said his name represents, in part, “the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe.”
Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They’re laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat
No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
Catholic schoolgirls have thrown away their mascara
They chain themselves to the axles of big Mack trucks
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
The fat lady laughs, “Gentlemen, start your trucks!”
No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
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“Hi. I’m Bernie Sanders. I’m an old, whiny socialist fart. Gimme your money!”
“Jimmy, what’s that newfangled graphics program you designed for your Smith-Corona?”
– Sanders
“P.S.:
Gimme your money!”
Dear Sanders,
You can have my money when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Also, your teeth aren’t good enough to be President.
You need to see a dentist.
Cheers,
Jimmy
PS: I actually did own a Smith-Corona once! But as a non-interfaced device, it was surplanted by a DEC LA-36 in the late ’70’s. Talk about fancy graphics!
I’m one of the privileged few to have owned or used a Smith-Corona, too.
I still have ink on my fingers from changing the ribbon.
I’ve been hesitant to confront Bernie fans. I’m worried that I’ll either be perceived as picking on mentally handicapped people or I’ll provoke a lunatic and send him into a homocidal rage.
Someone who I think would be perfect for a Sanders Seattle advance man:
Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They’re laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat
No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
Catholic schoolgirls have thrown away their mascara
They chain themselves to the axles of big Mack trucks
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
The fat lady laughs, “Gentlemen, start your trucks!”
No, no no no, no no no no no no no no,
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
Karl Marx has risen from the grave
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/blue+oyster+cult/joan+crawford_20020518.html
I’m sure drugs had nothing to do with the writing if this song…
It is nice to see the British “Monster Raving Looney Party” has successfully transitioned to America.
I’d vote for Vermin over Sanders, or any member of the UniParty: Clinton, Cruz, Rubio, Bush, Paul, Kasich, Fiorina, Christie.