Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fidel Castro’s dead. The best way to mark the occasion…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fidel Castro’s dead. The best way to mark the occasion…
…a cigar and a Cuba Libre.
…waxing your ’56 Chevy.
Fidel Castro’s dead. The best way to mark the occasion…
punch a hippie.
punch a liberal.
Actually, that’s a twofer.
An invasion of Cuba.
…a game of ‘wet foot-dry foot’.
Fidel Castro’s dead. The best way to mark the occasion…
start eyeing up his brother.
give the gardener the day off
find a safe space and take a nap.
…throw some pigs in the bay.
…finally admitting that the initials CIA stand for Cuban Invasion Association.
…is to slyly smile to yourself as you engage in acts of capitalism…
…the same way you celebrate any happy occasion – Tuna!
A horse’s head in Raul’s bed.
Bacon sandwiches for all Guantanamo Bay inmates.
Fireworks over and into Raul Castro’s bedroom.
Box of cigars on JFK’s grave.
…name a street in Hell after him.
He died on Black Friday so I’m celebrating by shopping for even more goodies in order to increase the profits of capitalist store owners. What better way to celebrate the death of an old commie.
Old commies never die, they just… hey, wait! They DO die! Hooray!
…Invite little Elian the Alien back for dinner. (it’s safe–Janet Reno died too)
Fidel Castro’s dead. The best way to mark the occasion…
Send Colin Kaepernick to the funeral, one way ticket.
Drag Joanne Chesimard kicking and screaming back to her New Jersey prison cell.
There is still a $2 million bounty on Joanne Chesimard. That could make for a great payday.
A few rounds of Flip Cup
…burn tires in the streets; riot and loot over the unfairness of death.
Ctrl, Alt, Delete
hookers and blow
Open the Fidel Castro Memorial Garbage Dump. Make his body the first deposit.
…is with a bullet, just to make sure.
…a thermonuclear cigar. On the moon!!!
…extending the drain from a Miami urinal a really long way, selling tickets.
Bacon for one and three, especially (#2 is a given). But I can only give one thumbs up. Bravo for all three.
Pass out “cigars” to your favorite communist dictator apologists. And by “cigars,” I mean regular old, non-exploding cigars. Because it’s the holiday season.
Or maybe offer them a thrilling vacation package featuring a visit to the Pearl of Antilles, where they can tour their excellent health care system, offer to recount the country’s presidential election, encourage anti-government protests, then enjoy a leisurely raft ride across the Florida Straits as they return to the good ol’ repressive USA.
.. Doing nothing special. The death of a cockroach is not worthy of remarking on.