Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…
Cheetos
are all government employees who don’t have byes in the first round.
…anything with the words “commission” or “committee” in its title.
…all non-elected government employees.
Anyone who says “you can’t fire me, I’m essential!”
…is government streamlining (C’mon, we’re talking GOVERNMENT here!)…
… well, were Obama and Hillary.
Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…
anyone who doesn’t have a smokin’ hot wife.
Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…
anyone who worked for, or made a contribution to or otherwise supports liberalism in general or the Democrat/Socialist party in particular. The remaining 3 people get raises.
…any opposition.
Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…
Democrat response: “Eliminate Government Streamlining programs!”
Republican response: “Eliminate conservative anti big government party members”
Conservative response: “Eliminate all of the above!!!”
…all accessories (sweeteners, crumpets etc.) served at Tea Parties.
…lagniappe.
You say lagniappe, I say perquisite,
You say benefits, I say gratuity,
Entitlement, bribery,
Lobbying, slush-fundery,
Let’s drain the whole damn swamp. (Groveling apologies to the Gershwins)
…is funding for sanctuary cities.
The department of swamp drainplugs.
Any federal employee who isn’t showing up for work during snow days, budget disputes or other “emergencies.”
……..Department of Homeland Security. I’m serious this time.
….government