Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska… Is because those old tectonic plates are up to no good again.
…was a slight shifting by one of the tortoises holding up the earth…
…”I don’t know – Alaska”…
In other news, Massa chews its bubble Guam.
…the other shoe dropping on Shumer’s big shutdown “win”…
…that asteroid that snuck through during the government shutdown…
…Trump putting his foot down.
…Nancy Pelosi stamping her pretty little patent leather shoes.
Global warming strikes again.
…Queen noticed you had mud on your face.
Ya big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place, singin’ we will, we will ROCK you, we will, we will ROCK you.
I will not take off my clothes
I will not be rude
For what I have done
Is come to rock you
…was millions of stomachs crying out in terror after free burrito night at Chipotle and were suddenly silenced.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
you will have to ask my wife.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
Capitalism
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
the Earth was doing the Time Warp again.
Oprah’s presidential aspirations crashing to the earth
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
was the failure of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator to fully deploy.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
some tight seal said, “hold my beer…”
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
the Earth’s upper crust was shocked, SHOCKED to find out Donald Trump had an affair with Stormy Daniels. SHOCKED!
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
a Feminist SJW finally “slept” with a real man.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
Michael Moore busted a move.
…whatever it was, I blame Canada.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
some damn butterfly in the Amazon rain forest flapping its wings without thinking again.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
DamnCat heard there was “free Tuna” being offered.
was a disturbance in the Force, or perhaps in the Farce.
Or in the Swartz.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
Chuck Heston blamed those “Damn, dirty Apes!”
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
the expansion of a volume of water from the liquid to solid state due to Hell freezing over. So I blame Al Gore.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
I’m not saying it was Aliens… but it was Aliens.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
Godzilla, Japan failed to renew his contract.
Michael Moore shifted some food on his plate
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
…tax cuts for the rich.
…Racism.
…fans in section 348 were trying to start The Wave.
…Sara Palin blew up her family.
…the San Andreas Fault decided to move to a better neighborhood.
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
… Chuck Norris blinked.
John Lee Hooker
The real cause of the 7.9 earthquake in Alaska…
… the Spanish Inquisition! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
…pull my finger.
ACME Earthquake Pills
…it was Bush’s fault
Russian collusion. They’re still ticked off that we bought the Alaskan territory for $7.2 million.
… A YouTube video.
… JOOOOOS!