Apparently Mr < a href=”http://www.basilsblog.net”>BASIL (Hah all CAPS, thats right, that’ll show you, you rebel) thinks he can just ignore my rules for categorizing the carnival entries.
Instead he just ridicules them, all of them, even HARVEY’S entry!
Well, you can go see this flagrant violation of longstanding, universally accepted and somewhat, dare I say it, hallowed Carnival of comedy rules at the current Carnival Bonfire of Comedy here
BASIL’S site will remain up even if BASIL himself suffers mild to badgerous harm.
Archive of entries posted by spacemonkey
carnival of comedy reminder
basil is hosting the carnival of comedy this week on his blog, basil’s blog. i’m not sure how he came up with the name, though. he doesn’t capitalize his name so i am not using any capltals in this reminder post.
boise, idaho! i couldn’t go without at least one. that’s the only one I’ll use.
of course sarahk and cadet happy don’t use them much either but i digress.
come on folks, submit some good funny for basil this week. don’t get “stuck on stupid”
upcoming carnival schedule
Week 21 – Sep. 22 – basil’s blog
Week 22 – Sep. 29 – steve the pirate
Week 23 – Oct. 06 – don surber
info about joining the carnival is here
lethal injection!
Always Two There Are
Ever noticed how the Emperor and The Donald seem to be cut from the same cloth?
You are not alone. More below the fold.
Flight 93 Memorial Thoughts
The ‘Crescent of Embrace’ Flight 93 Memorial could work to the satisfaction of many if we are only able to look at it from a slightly different angle.
Of course you know, the crescent is a symbol of your friendly neighborhood religion of peace, Islam. The crescent symbolizes this whether the ‘artist’ is willing to admit or not. But its not all bad. We just add a couple of stars. Like so.
Assuming you remember ‘Let’s roll’, you may or not realize where I am going with this.
A Carnival Of Comedy Double Cross?
Was there treachery involved in the no IMAO linkage to this week’s Carnival?
No, I (being the only IMAO blogger mentally capable of actually linking to the carnival) was just out of action while Bob posted the XX th Carnival Of Comedy.
Hey two X’s, that IS a double cross! Nah, it’s just the number 20 in a popular dead language. Phoenecian I think.
Carnival Reminder
Hey there fellow Rastafarians! The Carnival of Comedy is coming up this Thursday, Sept 15th! No, really, it is. I’m not kidding. It will be at Either, Orr.
Submissions:
If you have a joke that your grandmother or uncle forwarded to you, all your cousins and your dad’s bowling team? Do you have anything, remotely humerous. Can you scrape the friggin’ barrel for us? Yes? There’s still lots of time to break our ribs with crushing rounds of laughter!
Full Carnival Schedule
Week 20 – Sep. 15 – Either, Orr
Week 21 – Sep. 22 – basil’s blog
Week 22 – Sep. 29 – Steve the Pirate
Week 23 – Oct. 06 – Don Surber
Want to host?
Want to spend hours working on a project that will ultiimately have you cursing my name and several generations of my ancestors? Sure you do!
Send your incoherant rambling feeble pleas regarding hosting the Carnival of Comedy to flyingspacemonkey-at-gmail-dot-com. (substitute the appropriate nonsense, y’know the ‘at’ and the ‘dot’) Subject: Carnival of Comedy Hosting
Still have questions?
Info about joining the Carnival of Comedy is here And its sealed in a pneumatic chamber free from updates that would tarnish its pearly gleam.
Extra Bags
Unlike probably every other Republican or conservative to ever live, I am really glad the body count of victims in NOLA is turning out to be lower than expected. [Note to self: find news story to back this up, the fatality numbers, not the sweeping generalization of rascally racist Republicans]
Maybe the extra body bags can be used for sack races to cheer people up, if not being dead doesn’t help.
Carnival Of Comedy #19 At Rapid Politics!
Yay! The Rapid Politics Blog has the newestest ever Carnival Of Comedy – which is Number 19.
No ‘iffy content’ warnings this time, he just dropped the chaff (no word on flares)
and he kept the laughs.
No snarky comments either, well, save for his rating system, so we are left with a minimalist carnival much in the flavor of a spacemonkey hosted carnival. Go Dan go!
Everybody go rapidly and politically and have at it.
First Post Today!
Why? WHY? Why?
I want to know why? WHY? Why Sen Harry Reid wants to investigate Bush’s vacation while the entire congress was “in recess” and had to be called of the playground and back to Washington by guess who, that’s right, somebody, I don’t know who, probably somebody the President gave the congressional phone list to.
I want to know why? WHY? Why weren’t they already in Washington waiting for the President to call their work number? Which you just know the person who actually did the calling did call first, I mean it was a DISASTER fercryingoutloud.
I want to know why? WHY? Why didn’t the New Orleans city council get those ‘you are own your own’ DVD’s out there into the hands of those who needed them. These people were under the delusion their local officials had a plan to help them evacuate. Knowlege that they had been cut adrift would have helped them I’m sure. Besides I’ve seen several NO residents carrying brand new DVD players acquired at consideralble discount at some sort of disaster clearance. They can watch them on thier new flatscreen TV’s too as soon as power is restored.
I want to know why? WHY? Why did so many people stay to take care of pets when they (the pets) could be a valuable source of fresh meat at the shelters.
I want to know why? WHY? Why is everybody on the left saying somebody should do something about the persons responsible for doing something as late as something got done? Shouldn;t they be doing something instead of blame gaming and fault finding? Does firing the head of FEMA make any sense mid emergency? Who would they drop in his place? Al Franken? Sean Penn?
I want to know why? WHY? Why am I expecting the left to act sane in the midst of all this? Why haven’t I learned that the rule of the left is this. Don’t do what you did. Do what you didn’t do so they can demand to know why you didn’t do what it was that you actually did.
18# Week Edition Hurricane Comedy Of Carnival
18# Week Edition Hurricane Comedy of Carnival
(this post text of some may need rearranging, due to damage storm from the wind)
Rampage Doc at up is carnival new thE.
Enjoy. Thanks Doc. He put in all nighter pulling this weeks carnival together.
Carnival Of Comedy
Your humble spacemonkey completely forgot about about the Carnival Of Comedy this week. It’s like my mind just blew away or something. I don’t know what could have been affecting me.
Anyway, I forgot to promo it on Tuesday and I even forgot to email Doc Rampage the Carnival goodie basket of information.
So if the good Doctor doesn’t have time to get it posted today blame me, not him. I’m sorry.
“Podcast” Now In Dictionary
The word “Podcast” is coming soon to a dictionary near Europe.
Now that its in, let’s start a push to get it taken back out.
GG on RTR With AOS
Everybody’s favorite Huffington Post blogger, (well, everyone who’s in their Right mind) Greg Gutfeld gets interviewed on right talk radio by Ace (of Spades) on Right Talk Radio.
Listen to it at Right Talk Radio till today’s shows displace it.
I haven’t been able to listen to it. So do me a favor, listen and tell me what was said.
Update: Ok, finally was able to listen, believe it or not he sorta slams the other HuffPo bloviators.
Woe! I Lived!
Well, I had no power for a day and a half.
Damage? Some.
House.
Lost some shingles off the roof. Some other nondescript things blew off the house. Some water came in the back door on the carpet.
Front Yard
My two trees in my front yard went visiting the neighbors. Didn’t hurt their house, actually may have done them a favor, the branches held their shingles on!
Back Yard,
Shed doors: Smashed. Smashed. Smashed.
It was a nice trampoline while it lasted.
Aftermath.
Ants, bees, ants. loooooong lines to get in Home Depot. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lines for gas. Super Duper Extra Unleaded Gas for like 2000 dollars a gallon.
And in the end we lived and came out pretty well compared to many who lost all their worldy possessions and others who got cast into eternity. I’ll write more about it when I get my thoughts together.
Oh and thanks for the kind words and prayers. I figured somebody would notice me missing from the blog. Just not so many.