Along with Frank’s post on the Bill O’Reilly Smear Scampaign. And let us call it B.O.S.Sc.
I’ve heard the Earth (the planet where the O’Reilly Factor studio is located) continues to spin completely unabated during O’Reilly’s so-called ‘No Spin Zone.’ O’Reilly isn’t tellng us the truth. Liar! I do believe I’ve noticed a distinct swivel in that chair of his too. Double Liar!!
I’ve also heard Bill O’Reilly is blatantly and openly homosapien. That’s right, you heard me, HO-MO-SAY-PEE-IN. Probably uses tools too. And fire. Disgusting.

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“I can’t get through on my cellphone. The tall buildings are giving me no bars! The bystanders are going to be killed!”
Rico replied, “That’s too bad”, sucks to be an innocent bystander today. “Aren’t you going to stop? Gimme that phone!”
Diane was about to miss a red light
“Huh? No, leggo. Stop? Rico, I can’t stop, not while there’s innoc-”
Diane then missed the red light.
They were struck by a large truck carrying mega large waffles. One of the enormous waffles, carried by inertia, flew out through the top of the truck, flipped twice in air and landed square on Diane’s car.
Diane and Rico were crushed and killed instantly, flat as pancakes.

Epilogue
Rico’s ship and Dip were converted into an enormous toaster, that could fly.
Diane went to heaven.
Rico, not so much. He was toast.
The End?

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How long will it be before some media doofus use the phrase “Miers Confirmation Hopes Seem Mired Down” or some such?
I give it less than a week.

I just want to say something for the official IMAO record. What is it I want to say?
Well, I’ll tell you. I want to say I think Judge John Roberts will NOT be confirmed as chief justice of the supreme court.
I mean, you know, again. Once is plenty.
Did anybody cry this go-around?
Update: Bush nominated a female woman lady never-has been-a-judge to replace the female woman lady, used-to-be-a-judge, that’s retiring.
For the Record: I like chicks (namely my wife), but I don’t think she’ll be confirmed as Cheif Justice, unless she can defeat John Roberts in hand-to-hand combat as prescribed by the constitution. Given the differences in their ages and Roberts’ obvious armspan advantage, I don’t see it happening.

A working link to the Ruffini straw poll is here
IMAO’s referal results can be viewed here

I have personally been closed out of registering to comment on LGF.
Is this right? I say that, no it is not right. But it is instead, in fact wrong. That’s right, I said it, “WRONG!”.
Am I being singled out because of my ethnic orientation? Or my coffee preference? Two creams, no sugar.
Are they trying to keep out the kooks? From the looks of things a few slipped through anyway. I don’t have a problem with that.
I DO have a problem that none of the kooks that slipped through was me, spacemonkey. I mean really, what’s one more going to hurt?
It’s not like there’s a fire code, is there? I’ll even let them check my shoes. But any sort of cavity search is OUT though. Of course, I can’t speak for the rest of the team here at IMAO.

I think we need a new category here.
We can name it ‘Frank J. Links Self’

I’ve guess I’ve been blogging for long enough to be out of my blogging diapers now.
Now I guess I’m just going to run around leaving smelly surprises everywhere. Basically like I do here, now.

Today antiwar activist Cindy Sheehan announced the paperwork to change her name legally to Hurricane Bushisawarcriminal has been filed.
Citing an extreme low pressure region behind her eyes, she predicts that she “will be the most devastating blast of hot air to strike at an American president in recent time, at least since what happened to Clinton.” She added, she has no plans to dissipate while over land either and intends to be very unpredictable.

“You’ll definitely want to closely watch me, Hurricane Bushisawarcriminal, since neither logic, facts, reason nor prevailing wind of current opinon control my movements”

, she stated.
The following probability cone was released in conjunction with the announcement.

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