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Ok I don’t think we’ve promoted other convervatives podcasts enough so….
I’m going to promote one. Here is the blog of a podcast I heartily recommend. It’s called Shelley the Republican.
It’s by a lady named Shelley, who, hold on to your seat, is a Republican. Shocking, I know.
On her most recent podcast episode she calls Zarqhawi a turbanhead, and advocates anhilating Pakistan’s mountains, where OBL is hiding, with nukes. Yeah baby!
The itunes feed the podcast of the ‘Lady who is going to shut down Al-queda singlehandedly”, Shelley the Republican, is here.

Update: If you like it, I recommend you vote for her podcast here

Of course vote for the IMAO podcast here whether you like IT or not.

Alabama, my home state, limits eminent domain.
Haha, they can still take your house! Not mine. I bet you wish YOUR state would follow Alabama’s lead.
You never thought you’d read that line and it actually be true did you?
HT Shane

NOTHING

By now you’d heard, the U.S. is moving some Gitmo detainees to Afghanistan. But do you know the reasons why? I just so happen to know TEN such reasons why.
Here are
The Top 10 Reasons The US Is Moving Some Gitmo Detainees Back To Afghanistan.
10) Need to make room for new Haliburton-made Torture-matic 5000 – It chains, it hand-puppet-entertains, it makes Koran flushing a breeze! Now with patented Thermo-Scramble!
9) Many detainees have renounced terrorism and will now be our top secret double agent moles within the Al-Queda organization. But SHHHH, don’t tell anyone.
8) Opinion poll shows detainees overwhelmingly prefer dry heat/dry cold fluctuations as compared to wet heat/wet cold fluctuations.
7) Cuba ran out of fresh Korans, moving need closer to the source.
6) Helen Thomas threatened to kill self if we DARE move them.
5) Honey yak is way cheaper than honey chicken ever thought about being.
4) Al Gore’s new Currents TV monstrosity SUUUUUUCKS! Ok, Not really part of the top 10, it just needed to be said.
3) As a goodwill gesture to Cuba to reduce threat to coastal regions caused by fattened detainees making the commie island nation sink.
2) To clear bedspace for Richard Durbin, Jimmy Carter and the entire cast of Amnesty International.
And the number 1 reason the U.S. is moving some Gitmo detainees back to Afghanistan…

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Update: I meant comments, not cemments. Sometimes….grrrr.
Update 2:

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Speaking of Yosemite Sam and his doppelganger John Bolton. Does this mean that Voinivich and the other liberal whiny babies against his UN Ambassadorship are…

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It’s a brand spanking new month and there’ll be a brand spanking new IMAO podcast up in a few minutes or hours or something. Update: it’s up.
So why not take a moment and cast a brand spanking new vote for the IMAO podcast at podcast alley?
Update and BUMP: Air America is spanking us!
Vote for IMAO or Al Franken and AirDeadbeat win!
Update 2: We are ahead of Air America! Good job, Ronin! We are just two little votes shy of breaking into the top ten.

SPACE.com — BREAKING NEWS: Object Bigger than Pluto Discovered, Called 10th Planet
I say we name it… Frank.

The weekend is coming up. Tomorrow is Saturday. I know there aren’t too many people who are going to be very surprised at this announcement.
But if you haven’t been paying too close attention to the calendar you just might get caught off guard and try to go to work in the morning.
I guess at least traffic will be light and you’ll get to park up front, but you’ll realize you wasted a perfectly good ‘sleeping in’ morning on a drive you didn’t have to make.
And that would be sad. If I can keep just one, JUST ONE, person from being sad, I haven’t done very much, admittedly, but at least THAT person isn’t sad.
Oh man I just realized something….
WARNING!!!!! PEOPLE WHO WORK ON SATURDAY NORMALLY, GO TO WORK AS PER USUAL!! !!
REPEAT, PEOPLE WHO WORK ON SATURDAY NORMALLY, GO TO WORK AS PER USUAL!!!!
Whew! Close one. I suddenly realized this talk of not going to work on Saturday might have unintentionally messed up some people who actually NEED to go in on Saturday. They would have been FIRED and that would have been really EVEN MORE SAD.
Don’t let a well intentioned blogger ruin your life. Because that would be, well, you know.
I guess I’m just a people person. I care.

Read Townhall’s coverage of this speech given by Governor Doctor Howard Dean. Done? OK, I have a few questions especially regarding comments such as this part.

“The president and his right-wing Supreme Court think it is ‘okay’ to have the government take your house if they feel like putting a hotel where your house is,” Dean said,”

Ok here are my questions regarding Dean, who is my favorite Democratic Party Chairman, EVER and his awesome speechifying.
Namely,
1) When Dean gives a speech like this does the audience feel like they are being mooned?
2) Do the seats of his pants muffle his voice or does he just drop a mic. down the back?
3) When he leaves the podium are there obvious skidmarks on the microphone covers?
I rectum I already know the answers, butt I wanted to as_sk anyway.
ht to Redstate.org