Cartoons and Memes

“Mr. Walrus I’ve got a great set for you today!”

“You have a great set every day.”

“You mean every week.”

“……”

“……”

“We’re talking about different things, aren’t we.”

“Yup.”

Winner

1.

This week.

1.

2.

3,

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/22/2026 : New Matches for 4/29/2026

The Derby is coming up and I got my pole position!

Results from 4/22/2026

(13) Carey LowellNo PreferenceLynn-Holly Johnson
93191

(5) Ana de ArmasNo PreferenceTalisa Soto
130141

New Matches for 4/29/2026

Match 1

Monica Bellucci (Lucia Sciarra) vs (3) Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Monica Bellucci3 – 4 – 0659 – 24 – 737
Lucia Sciarra

BornMonica Anna Maria Bellucci
30 September 1964 (age 60)
Città di Castello, Umbria, Italy
OccupationsActressfashion model

Instructed by his former superior MJames Bond is assigned to trace notorious assassin Marco Sciarra, kill him, and attend his funeral, knowing his womanizing ways will get him the answers he needs there rather from the assassin himself. Bond travels to Mexico and successfully kills Sciarra, failing his plan of targeting a stadium for a terrorist attack.

Monica Belluci

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(3) Eva Green7 – 0 – 01285 – 8 – 445
Vesper Lynd

Actress:Eva Green
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Casino Royale (2006)

Synopsis:

Vesper Lynd worked for Her Majesty’s Treasury, and was assigned to manage the funds lent to Bond for his poker game with villain Le Chiffre. She got caught up with a vicious fight between Bond and Steven Obanno, that ended in Obanno’s bloody death. Bond found Vesper sitting shivering and fully dressed in the shower, trying to wash away the blood. He comforted her, and the two bonded. When Bond was poisoned by Le Chiffre, Vesper came to Bond’s aid and saved his life. Later in the film, the pair were captured, and Vesper spared Bond’s life in a series of events that led to the end of her own.

Eva Green

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Match 2

Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs (10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherina Murino3 – 4 – 0825 – 10 – 614
Solange Dimitrios

Actress:Catherina Murino
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Casino Royale (2006)

Synopsis:

Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.

Caterina Murino

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(10) Lea Seydoux5 – 2 – 0892 – 9 – 447
Madelaine Swann

First appearanceSpectre (2015)
Last appearanceNo Time to Die (2021)
Portrayed byLéa Seydoux

Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.

Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.

Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.

Lea Seydoux

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Babesleaga Group AL : Week 7 : Veronica Lake vs Cyd Charisse

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Veronica Lake vs Cyd Charisse

Veronica Lake (3-3-0 Pts. 285 Avg. 47.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greer Garson 77-12
  • Week 2 Lost to Gene Tierney 44-48
  • Week 3 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 43-44
  • Week 4 Defeated Lauren Bacall 49-44
  • Week 5 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 25-48
  • Week 6 Defeated Joan Blondell 47-13

VS

Cyd Charisse (3-3-0 Pts. 270 Avg. 45.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 37-62
  • Week 2 Defeated Joan Blondell 64-22
  • Week 3 Defeated Lauren Bacall 52-42
  • Week 4 Lost to Gene Tierney 35-48
  • Week 5 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 32-42
  • Week 6 Defeated Greer Garson 50-14

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Babesleaga Group AL : Week 7 : Lauren Bacall vs Greer Garson

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Lauren Bacall vs Greer Garson

Lauren Bacall (1-5-0 Pts. 249 Avg. 41.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 49-55
  • Week 2 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 36-60
  • Week 3 Lost to Cyd Charisse 42-52
  • Week 4 Lost to Veronica Lake 44-49
  • Week 5 Defeated Joan Blondell 52-25
  • Week 6 Lost to Gene Tierney 26-43

VS

Greer Garson (1-5-0 Pts. 107 Avg. 17.83)

  • Week 1 Lost to Veronica Lake 12-77
  • Week 2 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 24-58
  • Week 3 Defeated Joan Blondell 37-36
  • Week 4 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 13-68
  • Week 5 Lost to Gene Tierney 7-61
  • Week 6 Lost to Cyd Charisse 14-50

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Babesleaga Group AL : Week 7 : Gene Tierney vs Ingrid Bergman

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Gene Tierney vs Ingrid Bergman

Gene Tierney (5-1-0 Pts. 324 Avg. 54.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Joan Blondell 79-14
  • Week 2 Defeated Veronica Lake 48-44
  • Week 3 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 45-50
  • Week 4 Defeated Cyd Charisse 48-35
  • Week 5 Defeated Greer Garson 61-7
  • Week 6 Defeated Lauren Bacall 43-26

VS

Ingrid Bergman (5-1-0 Pts. 288 Avg. 48.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Lauren Bacall 55-49
  • Week 2 Defeated Greer Garson 58-24
  • Week 3 Defeated Veronica Lake 50-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Joan Blondell 68-15
  • Week 5 Defeated Cyd Charisse 42-32
  • Week 6 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 21-48

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Babesleaga Group AL : Week 7 : Maureen O’Hara vs Joan Blondell

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Maureen O’Hara vs Joan Blondell

Maureen O’Hara (6-0-0 Pts. 336 Avg. 56.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Cyd Charisse 62-37
  • Week 2 Defeated Lauren Becall 60-36
  • Week 3 Defeated Gene Tierney 50-45
  • Week 4 Defeated Greer Garson 68-13
  • Week 5 Defeated Veronica Lake 48-25
  • Week 6 Defeated Ingrid Bergman 48-21

VS

Joan Blondell (0-6-0 Pts. 125 Avg. 20.83)

  • Week 1 Lost to Gene Tierney 14-79
  • Week 2 Lost to Cyd Charisse 22-64
  • Week 3 Lost to Greer Garson 36-37
  • Week 4 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 15-68
  • Week 5 Lost to Lauren Bacall 25-42
  • Week 6 Lost to Veronica Lake 13-47

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Babesleaga Group AL : Week 6 : Results and Standings

We have one more week to go and barring a big upset it looks like Maureen O’Hara will be advancing to the next round. Check out Group AM, our next set of contestants.

Results

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Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Maureen O’Hara6 – 0 – 033656.0017756.00 – 29.50
Gene Tierney5 – 1 – 032454.0015654.00 – 26.00
Ingrid Bergman5 – 1 – 028848.0021148.00 – 35.17
Veronica Lake3 – 3 – 028547.5020947.50 – 38.33
Cyd Charisse3 – 3 – 027045.0023045.00 – 38.33
Lauren Bacall1 – 5 – 024941.5028441.50 – 47.33
Greer Garson1 – 5 – 010717.8335017.83 – 58.33
Joan Blondell0 – 6 – 012520.8334720.83 – 57.83

Final Week

  • 10:00 am Maureen O’Hara vs Joan Blondell
  • 2:00 pm Gene Tierney vs Ingrid Bergam
  • 6:00 pm Lauren Bacall vs Greer Garson
  • 8:00 pm Veronica Lake vs Cyd Charisse

Group AM

  • Ursula Andress
  • Sharon Tate
  • Tuesday Weld
  • Dyan Cannon
  • Jean Seberg
  • Eva Renzi
  • Mary Ure
  • Elke Sommer

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Mr. Walrus I have a question.”

“Happy to be informative.”

“Have we reached the maximum number of Interns yet? Getting a little crowded in the dorm. We have to sleep two to a bed!”

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

Winner

6.

This week.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 4/17/2026 : New Matches for 4/24/2026

Wake me when my tour of guest hosting is over.

Results from 4/17/2026

(8) Jill St. JohnNo Preference(3) Sophie Marceau
122161

(2) Jacquline BissetNo PreferenceSerena Scott Thomas
18408

New Matches for 4/24/2026

Match 1

Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kim Basinger3 – 2 – 0494 – 3 – 358
Domino Petachi

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger

Age: 71, born 8 December 1953

Country of origin:  United States

Height: 5′ 6″

Relationship Status: In a relationship

Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.

Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Halle Berry3 – 2 – 0537 – 8 – 628
Jinx

Actress:Halle Berry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Halle Berry

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Match 2

Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush) vs (10) Rosemund Pike (Miranda Frost)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Barbara Carerra3 – 2 – 0470 – 4 – 517
Fatima Blush

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury

Age: 79, born 31 December 1945

Country of origin:  Nicaragua

Currently Residing In:  United States

Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carrera

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(10) Rosemund Pike4 – 1 – 0689 – 9 – 385
Miranda Frost

Actress:Rosamund Pike
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Miranda Frost was an MI6 agent assigned to investigate Gustav Graves. An Olympic fencing champion, Frost worked as Graves’ publicist and fencing partner. Bond discovered that Miranda was a double agent working for Graves, who had killed off Miranda’s competition in the Olympics so that she could win gold.

Rosemund Pike

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/15/2026 : New Matches for 4/22/2026

Life is like a box of chocolates, every Bond girl voting is delicious!

Results from 4/15/2026

Maryam d’AboNo PreferenceLeila Shnna
128232
Carole BouquetNo Preference
89452

New Matches for 4/22/2026

Match 1

(13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier) vs Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Carey Lowell5 – 2 – 01014 – 11 – 631
Pam Bouvier

Actress:Carey Lowell
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.

Carey Lowell

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lynn-Holly Johnson3 – 4 – 0751 – 8 – 350
Bibi Dahl

Actress:Lynn-Holly Johnson
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.

Lynn-Holly Johnson

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Match 2

Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora) vs (5) Ana de Armas (Paloma)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Talisa Soto3 – 4 – 0669 – 23 – 865
Lupe Lamora

Actress:Talisa Soto
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

Talisa Soto

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(5) Ana de Armas6 – 1 – 0963 – 11 – 475
Paloma

Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.

An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.

Ana de Armas

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Babesleaga Group AL : Week 6 : Joan Blondell vs Veronica Lake

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Joan Blondell vs Verronica Lake

Joan Blondell (0-5-0 pts. 112 Avg. 22.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Gene Tierney 14-79
  • Week 2 Lost to Cyd Charisse 22-64
  • Week 3 Lost to Greer Garson 36-37
  • Week 4 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 15-68
  • Week 5 Lost to Lauren Bacall 25-42

VS

Veronica Lake (2-3-0 Pts. 238 Avg. 47.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greer Garson 77-12
  • Week 2 Lost to Gene Tierney 44-48
  • Week 3 Lost to Ingrid Bergman 43-44
  • Week 4 Defeated Lauren Bacall 49-44
  • Week 5 Lost to Maureen O’Hara 25-48

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