
“Mr. Walrus I’ve got a great set for you today!”
“You have a great set every day.”
“You mean every week.”
“……”
“……”
“We’re talking about different things, aren’t we.”
“Yup.”
Winner

This week.











The Derby is coming up and I got my pole position!
Results from 4/22/2026
| (13) Carey Lowell | No Preference | Lynn-Holly Johnson |
|---|---|---|
| 93 | 1 | 91 |
| (5) Ana de Armas | No Preference | Talisa Soto |
|---|---|---|
| 130 | 1 | 41 |
New Matches for 4/29/2026
Match 1
Monica Bellucci (Lucia Sciarra) vs (3) Eva Green (Vesper Lynd)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Monica Bellucci | 3 – 4 – 0 | 659 – 24 – 737 |

Born Monica Anna Maria Bellucci
30 September 1964 (age 60)
Città di Castello, Umbria, ItalyOccupations Actressfashion model Instructed by his former superior M, James Bond is assigned to trace notorious assassin Marco Sciarra, kill him, and attend his funeral, knowing his womanizing ways will get him the answers he needs there rather from the assassin himself. Bond travels to Mexico and successfully kills Sciarra, failing his plan of targeting a stadium for a terrorist attack.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (3) Eva Green | 7 – 0 – 0 | 1285 – 8 – 445 |

Actress: Eva Green Nationality: French Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Vesper Lynd worked for Her Majesty’s Treasury, and was assigned to manage the funds lent to Bond for his poker game with villain Le Chiffre. She got caught up with a vicious fight between Bond and Steven Obanno, that ended in Obanno’s bloody death. Bond found Vesper sitting shivering and fully dressed in the shower, trying to wash away the blood. He comforted her, and the two bonded. When Bond was poisoned by Le Chiffre, Vesper came to Bond’s aid and saved his life. Later in the film, the pair were captured, and Vesper spared Bond’s life in a series of events that led to the end of her own.

Match 2
Catherina Murino (Solange Dimitrios) vs (10) Lea Seydoux (Madelaine Swann)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherina Murino | 3 – 4 – 0 | 825 – 10 – 614 |

Actress: Catherina Murino Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Casino Royale (2006) Synopsis:
Solange Dimitrios was the wife of Alex Dimitrios, a villain working for Le Chiffre. She joined Alex at a poker table, but was dismissed for being several hours late, and instead sat bored at the bar. At the end of the evening, her husband’s Aston Martin DB5 was brought round by the valet, and she went to get in. However, Bond had won the car in their poker game, and he used his charm to tempt her back to his place for a drink.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (10) Lea Seydoux | 5 – 2 – 0 | 892 – 9 – 447 |

First appearance Spectre (2015) Last appearance No Time to Die (2021) Portrayed by Léa Seydoux Madeleine Swann is a complex character introduced in the James Bond film Spectre. Madeline Swann is the daughter of Mr. White (Jesper Christensen), a member of the criminal organization SPECTRE.
Swann studied at the University of Oxford and at Sorbonne University, and later worked with Doctors Without Borders.[1] By the time of Spectre she is working as a psychiatrist at a private clinic in the Austrian Alps.
Dying of thallium poisoning, White tells James Bond (Daniel Craig) to protect his daughter from SPECTRE, so Bond goes to see her at the clinic. Although Swann is initially hesitant to trust Bond, she agrees to share information about SPECTRE and help Bond take the organization down. The two gradually fall in love, and Bond ultimately leaves MI6 to be with her after arresting Blofeld.

Good night.
Veronica Lake vs Cyd Charisse
Veronica Lake (3-3-0 Pts. 285 Avg. 47.50)

VS
Cyd Charisse (3-3-0 Pts. 270 Avg. 45.00)

Good evening.
Lauren Bacall vs Greer Garson
Lauren Bacall (1-5-0 Pts. 249 Avg. 41.50)

VS
Greer Garson (1-5-0 Pts. 107 Avg. 17.83)

Good afternoon.
Gene Tierney vs Ingrid Bergman
Gene Tierney (5-1-0 Pts. 324 Avg. 54.00)

VS
Ingrid Bergman (5-1-0 Pts. 288 Avg. 48.00)

Good morning.
Maureen O’Hara vs Joan Blondell
Maureen O’Hara (6-0-0 Pts. 336 Avg. 56.00)

VS
Joan Blondell (0-6-0 Pts. 125 Avg. 20.83)

We have one more week to go and barring a big upset it looks like Maureen O’Hara will be advancing to the next round. Check out Group AM, our next set of contestants.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Maureen O’Hara | 6 – 0 – 0 | 336 | 56.00 | 177 | 56.00 – 29.50 |
| Gene Tierney | 5 – 1 – 0 | 324 | 54.00 | 156 | 54.00 – 26.00 |
| Ingrid Bergman | 5 – 1 – 0 | 288 | 48.00 | 211 | 48.00 – 35.17 |
| Veronica Lake | 3 – 3 – 0 | 285 | 47.50 | 209 | 47.50 – 38.33 |
| Cyd Charisse | 3 – 3 – 0 | 270 | 45.00 | 230 | 45.00 – 38.33 |
| Lauren Bacall | 1 – 5 – 0 | 249 | 41.50 | 284 | 41.50 – 47.33 |
| Greer Garson | 1 – 5 – 0 | 107 | 17.83 | 350 | 17.83 – 58.33 |
| Joan Blondell | 0 – 6 – 0 | 125 | 20.83 | 347 | 20.83 – 57.83 |
Final Week
Group AM

Wake me when my tour of guest hosting is over.
Results from 4/17/2026
| (8) Jill St. John | No Preference | (3) Sophie Marceau |
|---|---|---|
| 122 | 1 | 61 |
| (2) Jacquline Bisset | No Preference | Serena Scott Thomas |
|---|---|---|
| 184 | 0 | 8 |
New Matches for 4/24/2026
Match 1
Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kim Basinger | 3 – 2 – 0 | 494 – 3 – 358 |

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger
Age: 71, born 8 December 1953
Country of origin:
United States
Height: 5′ 6″
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.
Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Halle Berry | 3 – 2 – 0 | 537 – 8 – 628 |

Actress: Halle Berry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Match 2
Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush) vs (10) Rosemund Pike (Miranda Frost)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Carerra | 3 – 2 – 0 | 470 – 4 – 517 |

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury
Age: 79, born 31 December 1945
Country of origin:
Nicaragua
Currently Residing In:
United States
Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (10) Rosemund Pike | 4 – 1 – 0 | 689 – 9 – 385 |

Actress: Rosamund Pike Nationality: English Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Miranda Frost was an MI6 agent assigned to investigate Gustav Graves. An Olympic fencing champion, Frost worked as Graves’ publicist and fencing partner. Bond discovered that Miranda was a double agent working for Graves, who had killed off Miranda’s competition in the Olympics so that she could win gold.


Life is like a box of chocolates, every Bond girl voting is delicious!
Results from 4/15/2026
| Maryam d’Abo | No Preference | Leila Shnna |
|---|---|---|
| 128 | 2 | 32 |
| Carole Bouquet | No Preference | |
|---|---|---|
| 89 | 4 | 52 |
New Matches for 4/22/2026
Match 1
(13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier) vs Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (13) Carey Lowell | 5 – 2 – 0 | 1014 – 11 – 631 |

Actress: Carey Lowell Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | 3 – 4 – 0 | 751 – 8 – 350 |

Actress: Lynn-Holly Johnson Nationality: American Bond Movie: For Your Eyes Only (1981) Synopsis:
Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.

Match 2
Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora) vs (5) Ana de Armas (Paloma)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Talisa Soto | 3 – 4 – 0 | 669 – 23 – 865 |

Actress: Talisa Soto Nationality: American Bond Movie: Licence to Kill (1989) Synopsis:
Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (5) Ana de Armas | 6 – 1 – 0 | 963 – 11 – 475 |

Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.
An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.

Good night.
Joan Blondell vs Verronica Lake
Joan Blondell (0-5-0 pts. 112 Avg. 22.40)

VS
Veronica Lake (2-3-0 Pts. 238 Avg. 47.60)
