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1) (T/F) “Give a hoot, read a book” is the slogan for Krusty’s literacy campaign
2) In “Krusty Gets Busted”, according to Bart, what do all good-hearted people have?
3) When Krusty gets busted, why does he accidentally plead guilty in court?
4) What is Abe Simpson’s opinion of “The Happy Little Elves” cartoons?
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1) Maggie is practically never seen without her what?
2) (T/F) “Scandals & Suicides” is the TV show that does a feature on Homer’s sexual-assault scandal
3) Who does Bart think chopped up George Washington?
4) What is Bart’s cherished toddler toy?
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1) Which adult Simpsons character still lives with his mother?
2) In what public place do Marge and Homer get caught making love?
3) Homer climbs to the top of a mountain to promote what “nutritional” product?
4) What type of glue does Bart use to attach joke shop stuff to his face?
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1) Which one of Homer’s friends is almost always tipsy?
2) What kind of beer does Homer drink?
3) Which Simpson character says he can’t commit to a relationship?
4) What’s Krusty’s street address?
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1) Who concocts and sells a tonic that cures sexual inadequacy?
2) Who eventually gets all of The Leader’s ill-gotten money?
3) After Bart discovers a comet, he is invited to join what elite group?
4) What psychiatrist helps Marge with her fear of flying?
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1) (T/F) Evil Jack is Springfield’s most famous daredevil
2) After seeing a daredevil perform, Bart decides to jump over what on his skateboard?
3) How much does Bart get for his blood down on Skid Row?
4) Who is credited for writing the movie that Burns enters into the film competition?
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1) In “Selma’s Choice”, Homer can’t go to Duff Gardens because he’s sick from eating what?
2) Lisa is for a while addicted to calling what hotline?
3) Wiggum put a boot on Ms. Hoover’s car until she gave Ralph what?
4) In “I Love Lisa” who does Bart portray in the school play?
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1) What classic movie actor does Chief Wiggum sound like?
2) In the weekly opening sequence, what time is it as Bart writes on the chalkboard?
3) After a hurricane destroys his home, what mental hospital does Ned check into?
4) Who said “Don’t learn anything I wouldn’t learn”?
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1) (T/F) Patty and Selma work at the Internal Revenue Service
2) What was Homer doing when he realized he didn’t know his middle name?
3) What is Otto’s last name?
4) What does Jolly Jack Tate do for a living?
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1) What is the name of Springfield’s coffee shop?
2) Who keeps a card in his pocket that reads, “Always do the opposite of what Bart says”?
3) In “Marge on the Lam”, what does Homer like to do up at the old make-out place?
4) Who is the character in the Junior Campers handbook that always does the wrong thing?
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1) (T/F) Ms. Botz is one of the A.K.A.’s of The Babysitter Bandit
2) What does Barney use for a coffee table in his apartment?
3) In “Bart Gets Famous”, Homer says he’d like to smack which little snot?
4) Who is officially credited for providing the voice of Lisa’s substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom?
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1) Who said “Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain”?
2) What movie star asked Homer to help him fix his film?
3) According to Homer, how did he gain so much weight since high school?
4) In the weekly opening sequence, what are Patty & Selma doing?
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1) What word causes Mayor Quimby’s nephew to land in jail?
2) Which character was kicked out of the barbershop quartet, the Be Sharps?
3) After Skinner re-enlists in the Army, what is his plan for getting out?
4) What movie on TV does Homer watch to prepare him for college life?
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NOTE: Regarding the horrid Simpsons episode last night.
I say, “Don’t get mad, get even”:
“Even the dumbest teenagers in the dumbest town in the dumbest state don’t want to write for the Simpsons.”

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1) What does Homer do with the Stonecutter’s sacred parchment?
2) According to Bart, what does Jessica Lovejoy’s hair smell like?
3) In “Bart’s Girlfriend”, Dr. Hibbert confesses that he left his Porsche keys where?
4) In “Fear of Flying”, what is the pilot’s lounge at the Springfield airport called?
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1) (T/F) Homer saves Mark Hamill at a science fiction convention
2) When Homer guest stars on the game show “Springfield Squares”, which square is he in?
3) When Homer and Ned have a drunken fling in Las Vegas, who do they marry?
4) Even though there’s a curfew, the Springfield kids sneak into the drive-in to see what movie?
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