Since I’m at away for a Wedding here are some babes and guns and cars for your amusement.





Good morning.
Anya Taylor-Joy vs Emmanuelle Chriqui
Anya Taylor-Joy (1-4-0 Pts. 163 Avg. 32.60)

VS
Emmanuelle Chriqui (4-1-0 Pts. 57.60)


Smoke ’em if you got ’em this is going to take a while. There is a wedding coming up next week so these new matches will be open for voting until 8/7/2025. Baring any unforseen circumstances which, if we could forsee them, we would bar them.
Results
| Margaret Nolan | No Preference | Serena Gordon |
|---|---|---|
| 117 | 1 | 48 |
| Claudine Auger | No Preference | Michelle Yeoh |
|---|---|---|
| 155 | 2 | 22 |
Matches for 7/25/2025
Match 1
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 1 – 1 – 0 | 217 – 4 – 230 |

Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Teri Hatcher | 2 – 0 – 0 | 400 – 1 – 104 |

Actress: Teri Hatcher Nationality: American Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Match 2
Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Cecile Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Molly Peters | 1 – 1 – 0 | 306 – 2 – 243 |

Actress: Molly Peters Nationality: English Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Cecile Thomsen | 1 – 1 – 0 | 310 – 2 – 160 |

Actress: Cecilie Thomsen Nationality: Danish Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Good morning.
Laurie Holden vs Joely Richardson
Laurie Holden (1-3-0 Pts. 137 Avg. 34.25)

VS
Joely Richardson (0-4-0 Pts. 113 Avg. 28.25)


Reporting for guest hosting duties. Sorry for the delay but Mr. Walrus reports that house chores and getting the new gutters installed has taken precedence for his time. That and drinking last night and then chasing down the Strawberry moon.
Results
| Tsai Chin | No Preference | Rachel Grant |
|---|---|---|
| 26 | 2 | 149 |
| Valerie Leon | No Preference | Karin Dor |
|---|---|---|
| 86 | 6 | 67 |
Matches for 6/13/2025
Match 1
Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jill St. John | 0 – 1 – 0 | 93 – 0 – 165 |

Actress: Jill St. John Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Carerra | 1 – 0 – 0 | 126 – 1 -22 |

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury
Age: 79, born 31 December 1945
Country of origin:
Nicaragua
Currently Residing In:
United States
Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Match 2
Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jacqueline Bisset | 1 – 0 – 0 | 165 – 0 – 93 |

Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kim Basinger | 1 – 0 – 0 | 154 – 0 – 64 |

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger
Age: 71, born 8 December 1953
Country of origin:
United States
Height: 5′ 6″
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.
Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Multiple ones. Got to see the Rockies play the Phillies and the Yankees with varying closeness to the field.
Starting witht he Phillies game, had the Bob Eucker seats.

Mile high seat line, without any drugs.
Got a little closer for the Friday night game with the Yankees. This is my friends season tickets.

Then the front row seats. Literally, for Sunday’s game.

Have some more but IMAO is having troubles with uploading images today. May post more later but here are some screen pictures from the game.


I’ll leave you with the video highlights. Later in the game you’ll see a guy wearing a yellow jersey, that’s my friend James who I was staying with. We grew up together in NY.
So I am winging my way to Denver and will be out of touch for a week. Don’t say I’m always out of touch. So while I am away we have all our voting posts extending for extra time. Here are the links so you can get your vote in if you haven’t already.
Babesleaga Barbara Eden vy Jayma Mays Selena Gomez vs Britney Spears Valerie Bertinelli vs Lynda Carter Greta Garbo vs Alicia Silverstone Bond Girlathon Wednesday Cartoons and Memes Thursday Bond Girlathon Friday Cartoons and Memes Saturday Night Special
“Good evening Miss Cardinale. I have a special assignment for you.”
“I’m out of whipped cream.”
“Errr, different assignment. While I am away you have to keep the punters occupied until I return.”
“How will I do that?”
“I’ve given you some Monty Python memes to titilate them.”
“Think that will work?”
“I think they are easily amused. So voting is open until the 30th.”
Winner

This week.











Ready for my guest hosting duties. These matches will be accepting votes through May 29th .
Results
| Claudine Auger | No Preference | Cecilie Thomsen |
|---|---|---|
| 135 | 2 | 93 |
| Denise Richards | No Preference | Luciana Paluzzi |
|---|---|---|
| 151 | 0 | 75 |
New Matches for 5/16/2025
Match 1
Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Molly Peters | 1 – 0 – 0 | 187 – 1 – 107 |

Actress: Molly Peters Nationality: English Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Sophie Marceau | 1 – 0 – 0 | 148 – 1 – 86 |

Actress: Sophie Marceau Nationality: French Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Match 2
Maryse Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maryse Guy Mitsouko | 0 – 1 – 0 | 45 – 5 – 215 |

Actress: Maryse Guy Mitsouko Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Serena Scott Thomas | 0 – 1 – 0 | 79 – 4 – 192 |

Actress: Serena Scott Thomas Nationality: English Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Good morning.
Alicia Silverstone vs Valerie Bertinelli
Alicia Silverstone (1-2-0 Pts. 128 Avg. 42.67)

VS
Valerie Bertinelli (3-0-0 Pts. 238 Avg. 79.33)

Last seven days we had visitors from these top countries. So unlurk and let us know from which you hail. We won’t bite, unless you want us to, grrrrrrr.