Cartoons and Memes

“Thanks for being my +1 for the wedding.”

“My pleasure, like my dress?”

“Looks a little tight.”

“A bit, can’t wait to get out of it.”

“Me too.”

Winner

1.

This week.

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4.

5.

6.

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8.

9.

10.

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Babesleaga Group AG : Week 6 : Anya Taylor-Joy vs Emmanuelle Chriqui

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Anya Taylor-Joy vs Emmanuelle Chriqui

Anya Taylor-Joy (1-4-0 Pts. 163 Avg. 32.60)

  • Week 1 Lost to Jenna Ortega 27-71
  • Week 2 Defeated Joely Richardson 50-43
  • Week 3 Lost to Laurie Holden 43-50
  • Week 4 Lost to January Jones 24-60
  • Week 5 Lost to Dina Meyer 19-61

VS

Emmanuelle Chriqui (4-1-0 Pts. 57.60)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jamie Murray 66-21
  • Week 2 Lost to Dina Meyer 48-56
  • Week 3 Defeated Joely Richardson 79-15
  • Week 4 Defeated Jenna Ortega 52-35
  • Week 5 Defeated January Jones 50-30

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 7/18/2025 : New Matches for 7/25/2025

Smoke ’em if you got ’em this is going to take a while. There is a wedding coming up next week so these new matches will be open for voting until 8/7/2025. Baring any unforseen circumstances which, if we could forsee them, we would bar them.

Results

Margaret NolanNo PreferenceSerena Gordon
117148

Claudine AugerNo PreferenceMichelle Yeoh
155222

Matches for 7/25/2025

Match 1

Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Luciana Paluzzi1 – 1 – 0217 – 4 – 230
Fiona Volpe

Actress:Luciana Paluzzi
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

Luciana Paluzzi

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Teri Hatcher2 – 0 – 0400 – 1 – 104
Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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Match 2

Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Cecile Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Molly Peters1 – 1 – 0306 – 2 – 243
Patricia Fearing

Actress:Molly Peters
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cecile Thomsen1 – 1 – 0310 – 2 – 160
Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress:Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:Danish
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Thomsen

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Babesleaga Group AG : Week 5 : Laurie Holden vs Joely Richardson

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Laurie Holden vs Joely Richardson

Laurie Holden (1-3-0 Pts. 137 Avg. 34.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to Lost to Dina Meyer 22-63
  • Week 2 Lost to Jenna Ortega 27-68
  • Week 3 Defeated Anya Taylor-Joy 50-43
  • Week 4 Lost to Jamie Murray 38-41

VS

Joely Richardson (0-4-0 Pts. 113 Avg. 28.25)

  • Week 1 Lost to January Jones 30-55
  • Week 2 Lost to Anya Taylor-Joy 43-50
  • Week 3 Lost to Emmanuelle Chriqui 15-79
  • week 4 Lost to Dina Meyer 25-62

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80 votes · 80 answers

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/6/2025 : New Matches for 6/13/2025

Reporting for guest hosting duties. Sorry for the delay but Mr. Walrus reports that house chores and getting the new gutters installed has taken precedence for his time. That and drinking last night and then chasing down the Strawberry moon.

Results

Tsai ChinNo PreferenceRachel Grant
262149
Valerie LeonNo PreferenceKarin Dor
86667

Matches for 6/13/2025

Match 1

Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jill St. John0 – 1 – 093 – 0 – 165
Tiffany Case

Actress:Jill St. John
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

Jill St. John

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Barbara Carerra1 – 0 – 0126 – 1 -22
Fatima Blush

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury

Age: 79, born 31 December 1945

Country of origin:  Nicaragua

Currently Residing In:  United States

Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carerra

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Match 2

Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jacqueline Bisset1 – 0 – 0165 – 0 – 93
Giovanna Goodthighs
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.

Jacqueline Bisset

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kim Basinger1 – 0 – 0154 – 0 – 64
Domino Petachi

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger

Age: 71, born 8 December 1953

Country of origin:  United States

Height: 5′ 6″

Relationship Status: In a relationship

Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.

Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger

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Walrus was at the games

Multiple ones. Got to see the Rockies play the Phillies and the Yankees with varying closeness to the field.

Starting witht he Phillies game, had the Bob Eucker seats.

Mile high seat line, without any drugs.

Got a little closer for the Friday night game with the Yankees. This is my friends season tickets.

Then the front row seats. Literally, for Sunday’s game.

Have some more but IMAO is having troubles with uploading images today. May post more later but here are some screen pictures from the game.

I’ll leave you with the video highlights. Later in the game you’ll see a guy wearing a yellow jersey, that’s my friend James who I was staying with. We grew up together in NY.

Vacation Voting

So I am winging my way to Denver and will be out of touch for a week. Don’t say I’m always out of touch. So while I am away we have all our voting posts extending for extra time. Here are the links so you can get your vote in if you haven’t already.

Babesleaga Barbara Eden vy Jayma Mays

Selena Gomez vs Britney Spears

Valerie Bertinelli vs Lynda Carter

Greta Garbo vs Alicia Silverstone

Bond Girlathon Wednesday

Cartoons and Memes Thursday

Bond Girlathon Friday

Cartoons and Memes Saturday Night Special

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Miss Cardinale. I have a special assignment for you.”

“I’m out of whipped cream.”

“Errr, different assignment. While I am away you have to keep the punters occupied until I return.”

“How will I do that?”

“I’ve given you some Monty Python memes to titilate them.”

“Think that will work?”

I think they are easily amused. So voting is open until the 30th.”

Winner

10.

This week.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 5/9/2025 : New matches for 5/16/2025

Ready for my guest hosting duties. These matches will be accepting votes through May 29th .

Results

Claudine AugerNo PreferenceCecilie Thomsen
135293
Denise RichardsNo PreferenceLuciana Paluzzi
151075

New Matches for 5/16/2025

Match 1

Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Molly Peters1 – 0 – 0187 – 1 – 107
Patricia Fearing

Actress:Molly Peters
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Sophie Marceau1 – 0 – 0148 – 1 – 86
Elektra King

Actress:Sophie Marceau
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

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72 votes · 72 answers

Match 2

Maryse Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsouko0 – 1 – 045 – 5 – 215
Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress:Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Scott Thomas0 – 1 – 079 – 4 – 192
Dr. Molly Warmflash

Actress:Serena Scott Thomas
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Serena Scott Thomas

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Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 4 : Alicia Silverstone vs Valerie Bertinelli

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Alicia Silverstone vs Valerie Bertinelli

Alicia Silverstone (1-2-0 Pts. 128 Avg. 42.67)

  • Week 1 Defeated Selena Gomez 85-21
  • Week 2 Lost to Barbara Eden 19-81
  • Week 3 Lost to Lynda Carter 24-87

VS

Valerie Bertinelli (3-0-0 Pts. 238 Avg. 79.33)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greta Garbo 83-37
  • Week 2 Defeated Britney Spears 80-19
  • Week 3 Defeated Jayma Mays 75-31

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111 votes · 111 answers