
Mr. Walrus seems rather frustrated today with this computer issues. I’m sure there is something I can do to help eleviate that.
Winner

This week.










Hi guys, still no word on my computer. Last I heard I got a text saying they were working on it this past Saturday. Fingers crossed I can get on Monday so we just miss one day. But you never know.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ann-Margaret | 1 – 0 – 0 | 80 | 80.00 | 20 | 80.00 – 20.00 |
| Bernadette Peters | 1 – 0 – 0 | 74 | 74.00 | 32 | 74.00 – 32.00 |
| Donna Douglas | 1 – 0 – 0 | 63 | 63.00 | 50 | 63.00 – 50.00 |
| Jayne Mansfield | 1 – 0 – 0 | 61 | 61.00 | 53 | 61.00 – 53.00 |
| Catherine Deneuve | 0 – 1 – 0 | 53 | 53.00 | 61 | 53.00 – 61.00 |
| Virginia Madsen | 0 – 1 – 0 | 50 | 50.00 | 63 | 50.00 – 63.00 |
| Joan Collins | 0 – 1 – 0 | 32 | 32.00 | 74 | 32.00 – 74.00 |
| Julie Newmar | 0 – 1 – 0 | 22 | 22.00 | 80 | 22.00 – 80.00 |
Week 2 (Whenever that may start)
Hey guys. I spent over two hours yesterday starting my computer with over a dozen “Oh Snap” restarts courtesy of Windows 11. On the plus side I bought my replacement computer so I am now going to get the data files migrated to the new machine. This will be taking place over the weekend. It should not impact the usual Saturday posts but, depending on how long they take, it may impact the Babesleaga posts. They may be pushed back. I dont know yet. I’ll try to keep you updated with posts here which I’ll have to do from my phone. Sorry for the inconvenience.

My turn.
Results for 9/26/2025
| Shirley Eaton | No Preference | Lola Larson |
|---|---|---|
| 173 | 4 | 17 |
| Tania Mallet | No Preference | Trina Parks |
|---|---|---|
| 223 | 0 | 6 |
New Matches for 10/3/2025
Match 1
Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Nadja Regin | 0 – 3 – 0 | 122 – 4 – 487 |

Actress: Nadja Regin Nationality: Serbian Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Denise Perrier | 0 – 3 – 0 | 107 – 25 – 350 |

Actress: Denise Perrier Nationality: French Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.

Match 2
Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Margaret Nolan | 1 – 2 – 0 | 280 – 2 – 384 |

Actress: Margaret Nolan Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Izabella Scorupco | 1 – 2 – 0 | 304 – 1 – 267 |

Actress: Izabella Scorupco Nationality: Polish-Swedish Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

Hi guys and girls, we have girls posting here, right? In any event I wanted to let everyone know that Microsoft has effed my computer up royally. I upgraded to Windows 11 on Sunday and it has been down hill ever since. First it destroyed my audio. Nothig I can do can get it back. Now I keep having system crashes regularly. If I read “Oh snap” one more time I will freak. This morning I had 5 of them and it took me almost an hour and a half to get my computer running. This is going to necessitate the purchase of a new computer. When is a matter of conjecture at this point but it will be soon. Until then the problems my interfer with my regular feature posts. Sorry for the inconvenience but you can blame Bill Gates for me. Until then let us hope for the best. Cheers.
Good morning.
Shania Twain vs LeAnn Rimes
Shania Twain (6-0-0 pts. 408 Avg. 68.00)

VS
LeAnn Rimes (2-4-0 Pts. 275 Avg. 45.83)


Is it Wednesday already?
Results for 9/10/2025
| Gemma Arterton | No Preference | Carole Bouquet |
|---|---|---|
| 150 | 1 | 53 |
| Lynn-Holly Johnson | No Preference | Berenice Marlohe |
|---|---|---|
| 120 | 1 | 42 |
New Matches for 9/17/2025
Match 1
Ana de Armas (Paloma) vs Tonia Sotiropoulou (Bond’s Lover)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Ana de Armas | 4 – 0 – 0 | 586 – 6 – 237 |

Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.
An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.

VS
| Contestasnt | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | 1 – 3 – 0 | 394 – 11 – 368 |

Actress: Tonia Sotiropoulou Nationality: Greek Bond Movie: Skyfall (2012) Synopsis:
Tonia Sotiropoulou was credited only as “Bond’s lover”, and appeared in a brief scene with no lines or conversation with Bond. They made love, and were then shown lying on a bed, Bond drinking a beer. She is the only girl on this list that didn’t have a speaking role, and is perhaps the least memorable of all Bond girls.

Match 2
Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs Jane Seymour (Solitaire)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Diana Rigg | 4 – 0 – 0 | 874 – 4 – 148 |

Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jane Seymour | 4 – 0 – 0 | 768 – 3 – 238 |

Actress: Jane Seymour Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.

Sorry for the delay in posting the results. Sunday turned into an all day affair with the Outlaw Festival concert. Quite good, but time consuming. In any even the new matches will show up as usual.
Results
Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shania Twain | 4 – 0 – 0 | 285 | 71.25 | 81 | 71.25 – 20.25 |
| Sara Evans | 4 – 0 – 0 | 246 | 61.50 | 127 | 61.50 – 31.75 |
| Faith Hill | 3 – 1 – 0 | 222 | 55.50 | 148 | 55.50 – 37.00 |
| LeAnn Rimes | 2 – 2 – 0 | 227 | 56.75 | 182 | 56.75 – 45.50 |
| Martina McBride | 1 – 3 – 0 | 158 | 39.50 | 220 | 39.50 – 55.00 |
| Deana Carter | 1 – 3 – 0 | 151 | 37.75 | 218 | 37.75 – 54.50 |
| Trisha Yearwood | 1 – 3 – 0 | 125 | 31.25 | 225 | 31.25 – 56.25 |
| Lee Ann Womack | 0 – 4- – 0 | 87 | 21.75 | 270 | 21.75 – 67.50 |
Week 5

They let me out of the intern dorms to guest host so here we go.
Results
| Sophie Marceau | No Preference | Mie Hama |
|---|---|---|
| 211 | 1 | 31 |
| Halle Berry | No Preference | Tsai Chin |
|---|---|---|
| 130 | 5 | 83 |
New Matches for 9/5/2025
Match 1
Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Valerie Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Jacqueline Bisset | 2 – 0 – 0 | 354 – 0 – 137 |

Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Valerie Leon | 2 – 0 – 0 | 213 – 8 – 111 |

Birth Name: Valerie Therese Leon
Age: 81, born 12 November 1943
Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Currently Residing In:
United Kingdom
Spy who loved me ; James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.
Never say never again ; James Bond is called upon to try to recover nuclear bombs stolen by Spectre, but he will have to get rid of a professional assassin, hired especially to eliminate him.

Match 2
Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush)

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger
Age: 71, born 8 December 1953
Country of origin:
United States
Height: 5′ 6″
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.
Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Carerra | 1 – 1 – 0 | 167 – 1 – 196 |

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury
Age: 79, born 31 December 1945
Country of origin:
Nicaragua
Currently Residing In:
United States
Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Good morning.
Shania Twain vs Martina McBride
Shania Twain (3-0-0 Pts. 227 Avg. 75.67)

VS
Martina McBride (1-2-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 45.33)


Summertime and the voting is easy.
Results
| Britt Ekland | No Preference | Tina Hudson |
|---|---|---|
| 132 | 2 | 77 |
| Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Maud Adams |
|---|---|---|
| 113 | 1 | 96 |
New Matches for 8/6/2025
Match 1
Carmen du Sautoy (Saida) vs Grace Jones (May Day)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Carmen du Sautoy | 0 – 4 – 0 | 90 – 13 – 740 |

Actress: Carmen du Sautoy Nationality: English Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Grace Jones | 0 – 4 – 0 | 70 – 18 – 810 |

Actress: Grace Jones Nationality: Jamaican Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.

Match 2
Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Francoise Therry | 1 – 3 – 0 | 166 – 4 – 568 |

Actress: Francoise Therry Nationality: French Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 1 – 3 – 0 | 450 – 9 – 449 |

Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

Good morning.
Jenna Ortega vs Joely Richardson
Jenna Ortega (4-2-0 Pts. 337 Avg. 56.17)

VS
Joely Richardson (0-6-0 Pts. 192 Avg. 32.00)
