People act like voting is this uber-right you get to keep even after to lose all your others, and it’s not even technically a right. It’s more a compromise since the government reserves the ability to infringe our rights.
People have almost this worship of voting, when it’s really just this stupid hack we use to slow down dictatorships. In a perfect world, voting would be completely inconsequential (since your rights were never on the line) and no one would care about it.

This whole “rapists and murderers deserve a vote!” thing seems like some conspiracy to make Trump to look like the sane adult in the room.

You could tell some of the Democratic candidates wanted to say, “That’s nuts. You’re an idiot for even suggesting that” but you can’t anger the base. And they love being angry.

BTW, I’m fine with people out of prison getting voting rights… as long as it goes along with all other rights like gun rights in a package. If you’re afraid of someone exercising their other rights, then I’m afraid of them voting.

“We need to hunt down and find out who the Zodiac Killer is and secure his vote.”

Completely ignoring the great aesthetic, Cuphead is an excellent game. Supremely challenging, but it never feels cheap (except for the parry which I don’t always understand why it doesn’t work).
I also love the concept that it’s like all boss battles. There’s a few regular run and gun stages where you get coins to upgrade, but they actually feel like a bit of a chore compared to the boss battles that’s 80% of the game.

I didn’t care for the last 21 Marvel movies. Should I see Endgame?

5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Plumber
2. Space bounty hunter
3. Tomb raider
4. Hitman
5. Gorilla

When there is appallingly horrible on both sides, Biden might have success with a pitch portraying himself as mediocre.

Who cares about the cast announcement of a James Bond movie unless they’re casting a new James Bond?

It would be fascinating if they found a writer who has never seen a Marvel movie and got him to review Endgame.

Woke my daughter up this morning saying, “You have to get up and have breakfast. You’re going to the Alamo today.”
And she said, “I forgot about the Alamo!”
I feel like she was setting me up for a joke there.

“Hey! Remember the Alamo!”
8yo daughter stares at me blankly
“It’s… it’s a phrase.”

I feel like Trump is trying to be that guy from Seinfeld who told Elaine she has a big head. Everyone starts out going “That’s his insult? That’s it?” and then eventually everyone is freaking out at him.

I really enjoyed every single Marvel movie, so should I see Avengers: Endgame?

I really enjoyed the paintball episodes of the show Community; should I see Avengers: Endgame?

Man, completely forgot about we have a 3 month old baby. So even when we finally don’t have a weekend without tee ball/softball games, going with the wife to a 3 hour movie is still logistically very difficult.
No one spoil Endgame until it’s on video.

I’m trying to think how much someone like we would be willing to pay a studio to watch this movie once at home on its release weekend. $50, at least.

I want a block list that blocks anyone who put together any of those block lists.

My wife said I could go see it by myself, but I’m not going to watch some kid superhero movie by myself like some FREAK.
My 8yo said I should take her. She’s only see the first Iron Man on VidAngel; I wonder how well she’d follow.

People who say there was no scandals during the Obama administration are worse than Trump.

If the younger generation really got a bad deal and inherited a bad world with less opportunities, then why are they constantly screaming about piddling crap? Shouldn’t they have actual problems to take up their time?

Been at the kid’s ball field all day for three different games (helped coach in one) and to volunteer at the fajita fundraiser. All in 80+ degree weather. Legit Saturday.

Neglecting to criticize a politician is anti-American.
Praising one is full Communist.

Taxes on the rich transfer money from people who generally do useful things with it — rich people — to the people in the country who are the absolute worst with money — politicians.

Hey, no posting Game of Thrones spoilers for the next 30 years for those of us still waiting on the books.

Avatar holds the record for highest worldwide gross. I’m still absolutely baffled by that.

It’s funny how Ralph Macchio in Cobra Kai is older than Pat Morita was in Karate Kid. One false note was at one point LaRusso gets disparagingly called “grandpa” but he looks like he’s in his 30s.
I’m not liking the 2nd season of Cobra Kai quite as much as the first. I think part of that is the larger focus on Robby and Sam. There’s just something about Robby I really don’t like (can’t place my finger on it), and Sam is boring.
What I do like about the show is it’s not clear who you’re supposed to be rooting for. And Johnny Lawrence is quite the hero for this age. He’s trying to atone for his toxic past but is still very much against being a “pussy” — as he puts it.

There does seem something particularly wrong about a continual tax on something that doesn’t generate revenue. That’s like the government compelling you to work if you want to keep your stuff.

“How dare you imply some of my own decisions led to my financial distress! It’s all because of vast outside forces! Vast outside forces!”

“Sorry, Elizabeth Warren, but I can’t pay the wealth tax on my diamonds, yachts, and Rembrandts because I lost them all in a boating accident.”

My solution to everything: A whine tax. A fine of one dollar every time someone whines. I expect it to raise $83 billion dollars. Less the next day as hopefully people wise up.

You may say the 1st Amendment doesn’t allow a fine for whining, but whining was not the speech the Founders intended when they wrote that amendment. Whining is assault speech.

Modern western civilization is all trying to solve the puzzle of whether there’s a way to get freedom without responsibility.

I forgot that Iron Man and The Dark Knight came out the same year. What a turning point for comic book movies. That’s the year we as a society agreed we’d pretend that superheros were serious characters and not just dumb things for children.
“We’re going to watch a man in a bat costume punching another guy in clown makeup and then try to act like it’s serious stuff. And then we’re going to watch this other film and try not to laugh as a guy in a cave somehow builds a robot suit. Everyone on board?”
“Remember to stay until after the credits.”

The deep question Jacob Wohl poses is whether you can be too dumb to grift.

Every day I do a lot of thinking and a lot of praying and I will not apologize.

If there is one thing you need to know about me it’s that there in fact five things you need to know about me.

That “Sleepy Joe” nickname for Biden seems pretty lame, but if he nods off in public just once…

Your fair share of someone else’s money is zero dollars. Anything higher than that is not fair.

The “Sleepy Joe” nickname is going to make it harder for Trump to later portray Biden as an extremist. Ever heard of a sleepy extremist? That doesn’t sound very threatening.