“There was cotton-pickin’ candy, and PopCorn — not a bad dude. You think I’m joking. There was a Tilt-a-World. There was this thing that you hit with a hammer, who, when — and I won the kids and the babysitter a stuffed cloaca bear. But anyway…” {Military band starts playing to drown out his words. Vice President Harris dances a little.}
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Round 7 Match 113
Hilary Rhoda 77 Defeated Bo Krsmanovic 65
Round 7 Match 114
Clair Bidez 74 Defeated Hailey Clauson 74-71
Round 7 Match 115
Georgia Gibbs vs Michelle Jenneke
Georgia Gibbs
- Round 1 Match 14 Defeated Genie Bouchard 110-62
- Round 2 Match 55 Defeated Genevieve Morton Tied 86-86 158-150
- Round 3 Match 84 Lost Hailey Clauson 63-99
- Round 4 Match 104 Defeated Natasha Barnard 98-75
- Round 5 Match 111 Defeated Dominique Piek 85-74

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Michelle Jenneke
- Round 1 Match 27 Marquita Pring 168-39
- Round 2 Match 60 Defeated Myla Dalbesio 98-63
- Round 3 Match 87 Defeated Lily Aldridge 116-75
- Round 4 Match 108 Lost Paige Vanzant 65-95

Round 7 Match 116
Alana Blanchard vs Kristen Louelle
Alana Blanchard
- Round 1 Match 1 Defeated Abby Dahlkemper 175-74
- Round 2 Match 49 Alex Morgan 127-62
- Round 3 Match 81 Lost Alyssa Miller 47-105
- Round 4 Match 101 Defeated Josephine Skriver 123-51
- Round 5 Match 112 Defeated Paige Spiranac 99-88

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Kristen Louelle
- Round 1 Match 23 Defeated Kim Riekenberg 122-25
- Round 2 Match 60 Defeated Leryn Franco 115-60
- Round 3 Match 86 Defeated Kate Austin 120-65
- Round 4 Match 107 Lost Kate Upton 38-152

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‘They’ shrieked about ‘global warming’ — but now they admit we were ‘accidentally cooling’
American Thinker | 07/08/2024 | Jack HellnerWhen it comes to climate science, basically, researchers, mainstream media outlets, the UN, and the Democrats simply make things up as they go along to fit the narrative.
When the earth didn’t warm up as much as they predicted, they changed the terminology from global warming to climate change.
When hundreds of dire predictions never came true, and they had no scientific data to support their policies to destroy industries and our quality and way of life, they just made things up, just like they did with COVID.
Now, take a look at this, from The Washington Post, via Yahoo News:
We’ve been accidentally cooling the planet — and it’s about to stop
It is widely accepted that humans have been heating up the planet for over a century by burning coal, oil and gas. Earth has already warmed by almost 1.2 degrees Celsius (2.2 degrees Fahrenheit) since preindustrial times, and the planet is poised to race past the hoped-for limit of 1.5 degrees Celsius of warming.
But fewer people know that burning fossil fuels doesn’t just cause global warming – it also causes global cooling. It is one of the great ironies of climate change that air pollution, which has killed tens of millions, has also curbed some of the worst effects of a warming planet.
Tiny particles from the combustion of coal, oil and gas can reflect sunlight and spur the formation of clouds, shading the planet from the sun’s rays. Since the 1980s, those particles have offset between 40 and 80 percent of the warming caused by greenhouse gases.
And now, as society cleans up pollution, that cooling effect is waning. New regulations have cut the amount of sulfur aerosols from global shipping traffic across the oceans….
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