Hitler, Stalin, Chavez: Negroes one and all

It’s amazing what you can find out by reading columns by liberals.

For instance, I read a column by Lewis W. Diuguid, a columnist for the Kansas City Star. He wrote a piece recently where he said that “socialist” is “code word for black.”

Imagine that.

“Socialist” means “Black.”

Which means that Adolf Hitler, former leader of Germany’s National Socialist German Worker’s (Nazi) Party was Black.

And Joseph Stalin, former leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) was Black.

And Hugo Chavez, leader of the Partido Socialista Unido de Venezuela (United Socialist Party of Venezuela), is Black.

And Barack Obama, the socialist who is the Democratic Party nominee for President of the United States, is Black. Oh, wait. That I knew.

Still, somebody needs to recall a bunch of history textbooks and fix those pictures.

Thank you, Mr. Diuguid, for setting us all straight.

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19 Comments

  1. I think the same is true for ‘terrorist’ too, right? I mean isn’t William Ayres black too? ‘Cause all those people pointing out William Ayres were labeled ‘racist.’
    And, of course, I don’t need to mention the fact that only white people can be racist.

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  2. Everyone knows “socialist” is a code word for “black.” It’s just like “Christian” is a code word for “hate” or “Van Neuter” are code words for “large penis.”
    There’s lot’s of words like that out there – what’s the big deal?

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  3. I (unfortunately) know a lot of “code words” for black. Heard ’em on BET.

    Socialist ain’t one of them.

    Maybe my bigot decoder ring is out of date?

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  4. The Owl wonders what the code word for “socialist” is, so he can use the correct terminology, subliminally of course, to describe the One accurately, without being racist.

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  5. We could do away with all this translation confusion if we’d just first clear our comments with that new Alta Vista site, BigotFish.com.

    Owl, I believe the correct code phrase for “socialist” is “Get the fuck outta my driveway, you Dumbo-eared, socialist pussy.”

    Obviously, you’ll need to make modifications to the phrasing and emphasis depending on your situation.

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  6. Any word used to say something against “the one” is racist. That’s because everyone that is against him is a racist and will have to go though sensitivity training as soon as he is elected.
    Sensitivity training is code word for reeducation camps.

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  7. The Owl wonders what the code word for “socialist” is, so he can use the correct terminology, subliminally of course, to describe the One accurately, without being racist.

    That codeword would be “Obama,” Owl…

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  8. I believe the ‘code’ applies to those Blac… uhh people of color, who are on the receiving end of socialism.. So, the code describes socialists and those benefiting from socialism(even if they don’t know what it means). But, the blac.. uuhhh I mean Socialists are hated by other Blac… uhh.. people of color who actually ‘earn a living'(code for Capitalism).

    Chris Rock, for example…

    “There’s like a civil war goin on with black people and there’s two sides. There’s black people, and there’s niggas. The niggas have got to go…I love black people, but I hate niggas, boy. Oh, I hate niggas. Boy, I wish they’d let me join the Klu Klux Klan. [sic] Shit, I’d do a drive-by from here to Brooklyn.”

    So, its not really ‘code’. It just so happens that some people who benefit from socialism are black, therefore opposing socialism is racist, unless you are non-white .

    I hate the stupid cracker bastards at my job who stand around all day and do nothing while I work my ass off as they get paid the same as me.. So sign me up for the Black Panthers, I guess. Do they allow whites in their tolerant and open minded organization?

    I’m allowed to say cracker since I’m white, right? Or is that racist since only blacks can spout any racial epithets now?

    I’m going to go cling to my guns and religion now… my guns are(so far as you know FBI, I know you are reading this) one spitball straw, one potato gun, and a 50 caliber rubber band gun.

    my religion?

    I am a Daoist, so haha..some hollywood fake will support me if the Islamofascists come to get me. Oh, crap, I’m white, nevermind. I guess I’ll just self immolate.

    That last paragraph was completely true.

    No, really, I am an extremely politically conservative, white, Daoist, Constitutionalist, hardworking, voting American. And I’ve never been polled for anything. guess the MSM doesn’t give a sh*t about my opinion.

    Oh well.

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  9. “Diuguid” is an obvious code word for “paranoid race hustler”.

    “Code word” is an obvious, um, code word
    to paranoids who see only the, gasp,
    white spaces between every line of black ink.

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  10. Investment: means spending.
    Compassion: means spending like no one’s ever seen.
    Sacrifice: means taxes.
    Fairness: means taxing your ass off.
    Underprivileged: means special privileges.
    Freedom: means free from dissenting opinions.
    Rights: means whatever the black robes decide it means today.
    Supporters: means Rules? We don’t need no stinking rules!
    Liberal: means generous only with other people’s money.
    Racist: means not-silent.

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  11. Next thing you know White will be the new Black. Then what will they do. Seriously for a group of people who swear up and down they want to be treated equally they sure make sure everybody remembers how different they are.

    I could forget about the color of peoples skin and that we are all of different cultures if I wasn’t constantly being beat with the diversity stick. I keep my cultural practices to myself, unless you count the guilt thing. That I share with everyone.

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  12. Where’s the photoshops of Hitler, Stalin, Chavez, Matt Damon, congress etc looking like a minstrel troop? 😉

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  13. Don’t be concerned. Those pictures and history books are going to be fixed so after Obama takes office. Although in my line of work we don’t “fix”, we prefer to say previous versions have never existed.

    Winston Smith (I will be black too)

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  14. There’s no way Bill Clinton was our country’s first Black president, then. That honor would have to fall on Woodrow Wilson or FDR.

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  15. Still, somebody needs to recall a bunch of history textbooks and fix those pictures

    Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

    Why is this election (and the impending Obama presidency) suddenly reviving my interest in Orwell?

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