Moon Facts

Here’s some facts about the moon. Did you know the moon is slowing us down? Eventually, the moon will cause the earth’s rotation to slow so much that a day will last a month. Unless you think you can stay up a whole month without sleep, we need to do something about the moon.

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  1. Yes! Maybe Pyongyang, Damascus and Tehran while we’re at it!

    Fortunately, at least in the short term, we’re safe: Obama is running away from from showing any leadership so fast, that the Earth’s rotation has actually accelerated slightly. Kinda like in that old Superman movie, just way less super.

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  2. After we disarm all of our nukes in the name of “World Peace”, maybe we could get Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, or a host of other unstable countries to let us use one of their’s to nuke the moon.

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  3. Pink Floyd is so misinformed, no dark side of the moon! If there is only the far side, is that where Gary Larson resides? Earth’s rotation is slowing down by 1.5 milliseconds per century, I blame Gorebull Worming and Overpopulation in China and India. The Earth gets self-conscious when scientists say it’s fatter in the middle, to improve the Earth’s self-esteem, we need to ask if it’s lost mass lately.

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  4. That list of moon facts isn’t nearly as interesting as the typical fact lists we see here on IMAO. For one thing, there was nothing about who would win in a fight between Aquaman and the moon. Those NASA “scientists” clearly are not as good as Frank at coming up with facts people actually care about.

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  5. the moon would be a good place for liberals right before we nuke it.

    FIFY #10

    The moon is slowing us down? The last thing we need is prolonging the 4-year government rectal exam currently being performed on all of us by the Socialist-in-Chief.

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  6. #7 MarkoMancuso, why would you want to insult Aquaman like that by comparing him to that classless disgrace in the White House? Yes, Aquaman is pathetic, but nothing is that bad.

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  7. You better watch it, there are dangerous men on the moon you know! They are called Radar Men and they live on the moon. I know about this because I saw the movie (actually a serial) about them. It’s called Radar Men from the Moon, here’s some spiffy dialog from this long forgotten gem……[Commando Cody, Ted, and Joan are about to board ship for the moon]
    Commando Cody: I still think this is no trip for a woman.
    Joan Gilbert: Now don’t start that again. You’ll be very glad to have someone along who can cook your meals. Commando Cody is now a writer for David Letterman specializing in anti Sarah Palin jokes, anyway the Radar Men may take umbrage at an attack on the Moon and they have ray guns and capes ‘n stuff….you’ve been warned.

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  8. Yeah 4 of 7, Frank was outed as being anti-cheese back in ’02. The green cheese anyway, he still likes him some good ol’ American processed cheese food stuff. He remembers fondly his youthful days of skipping school and waiting in line for Govt. cheese handouts. Of course he used it as bait for hobo hunting and squirrel lures, but mainly it was for impressing the hot substitute home economics teacher, a young Sarah Palin. She could make his cheese soft and gooey and crisp on the edges while sharing moose sausage recipes with the class.

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  9. While nuking the moon is a great idea, there is a potential downside. The moon doesn’t just control the tides, it also affects women’s monthly thing. Which means if we nuke it at the wrong time, we’ll have a planet full of women stuck in permanent PMS.

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  10. LOL #25.

    The thing is, is that “if there was no ‘Aunt Flo,’ there would be no Uncles.” — Clair Huxtable

    O/T: Can someone please cover up that award pic of Helen Thomas in the sidebar? It’s giving me nightmares. Kthxbai.

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