Moon Facts

Posted on June 15, 2009 3:20 pm

Here’s some facts about the moon. Did you know the moon is slowing us down? Eventually, the moon will cause the earth’s rotation to slow so much that a day will last a month. Unless you think you can stay up a whole month without sleep, we need to do something about the moon.

I have a suggestion.

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27 Responses to “Moon Facts”

  1. innominatus says:

    Yes! Maybe Pyongyang, Damascus and Tehran while we’re at it!

    Fortunately, at least in the short term, we’re safe: Obama is running away from from showing any leadership so fast, that the Earth’s rotation has actually accelerated slightly. Kinda like in that old Superman movie, just way less super.

  2. cjtony97 says:

    But how do we build a microwave big enough to stick the moon in- ….Ohhhhhhh, THAT kind of “nuke”! Okay, I’m with ya!

  3. Plentyobailouts says:

    #1 LOL — That classless disgrace runs like a typical democrat; away from responsibility so fast that high speeds cameras only see a blur.

  4. Son of Bob says:

    After we disarm all of our nukes in the name of “World Peace”, maybe we could get Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, or a host of other unstable countries to let us use one of their’s to nuke the moon.

  5. Live Free Or Die says:

    Pink Floyd is so misinformed, no dark side of the moon! If there is only the far side, is that where Gary Larson resides? Earth’s rotation is slowing down by 1.5 milliseconds per century, I blame Gorebull Worming and Overpopulation in China and India. The Earth gets self-conscious when scientists say it’s fatter in the middle, to improve the Earth’s self-esteem, we need to ask if it’s lost mass lately.

  6. Ernie Loco says:

    That list of moon facts isn’t nearly as interesting as the typical fact lists we see here on IMAO. For one thing, there was nothing about who would win in a fight between Aquaman and the moon. Those NASA “scientists” clearly are not as good as Frank at coming up with facts people actually care about.

  7. MarkoMancuso says:

    In a fight between Aquaman and the moon, the moon would win because Aquaman’s sea friends can’t survive in space. Aquaman is almost as pathetic as Obama.

  8. MarkoMancuso says:

    When Obama looks at the “man in the moon” he sees the face of Joe Stalin, sighs, and feels inspired.

  9. Jimmy says:

    Moon facts? Gee.

    I know the moon has two gee’s.

    Apo and peri.

    (Frank, this is NOT a slow news day!)

  10. IH8Socialist says:

    the moon would be a good place for liberals.

  11. innominatus says:

    When Obama looks at the “man in the moon” he says to himself “if that dude was so huge his face is as big as the moon, then his azz must be almost as wide as Michelle’s”

  12. NunyaB says:

    the moon would be a good place for liberals right before we nuke it.

    FIFY #10

    The moon is slowing us down? The last thing we need is prolonging the 4-year government rectal exam currently being performed on all of us by the Socialist-in-Chief.

  13. Plentyobailouts says:

    #7 MarkoMancuso, why would you want to insult Aquaman like that by comparing him to that classless disgrace in the White House? Yes, Aquaman is pathetic, but nothing is that bad.

  14. AR says:

    I want to know where the moon is trying to escape to. Perhaps it caught on to Frank J.’s plan, and is trying to escape.

  15. AR says:

    Blaaaahhhhh I miswrote that, I meant:

    I want to know where the moon is trying to run off to. Perhaps it caught on to Frank J.’s plan, and is trying to escape.

  16. MarkoMancuso says:

    “Yes, Aquaman is pathetic, but nothing is that bad.”


  17. DesertElephant says:

    Marko, you just confirmed POB’s statement. You were making the same comparison. :-)

  18. SaltLick says:

    I would like to show these bastards in Washington my moon.

  19. 4 of 7 says:

    Originally written Aug. 15, 2002, and still getting comments!
    That’s some good writin’!

  20. seanmahair says:

    I don’t think the moon has done as much as Kim Jong to irritate us. Let’s nuke him first. Then Abi nut job in Iran. Then the moon.

    Someone needs to sort out his priorities.

  21. Frye says:

    Why nuke the moon when we can….

    Mine it!:

    For money. You know, that thing poor people don’t have.

  22. zzyzx says:

    You better watch it, there are dangerous men on the moon you know! They are called Radar Men and they live on the moon. I know about this because I saw the movie (actually a serial) about them. It’s called Radar Men from the Moon, here’s some spiffy dialog from this long forgotten gem……[Commando Cody, Ted, and Joan are about to board ship for the moon]
    Commando Cody: I still think this is no trip for a woman.
    Joan Gilbert: Now don’t start that again. You’ll be very glad to have someone along who can cook your meals. Commando Cody is now a writer for David Letterman specializing in anti Sarah Palin jokes, anyway the Radar Men may take umbrage at an attack on the Moon and they have ray guns and capes ‘n stuff….you’ve been warned.

  23. Dohtimes says:

    Yeah 4 of 7, Frank was outed as being anti-cheese back in ’02. The green cheese anyway, he still likes him some good ol’ American processed cheese food stuff. He remembers fondly his youthful days of skipping school and waiting in line for Govt. cheese handouts. Of course he used it as bait for hobo hunting and squirrel lures, but mainly it was for impressing the hot substitute home economics teacher, a young Sarah Palin. She could make his cheese soft and gooey and crisp on the edges while sharing moose sausage recipes with the class.

  24. Sgt Relic says:

    Or you could join Sarah Palin in a trip to Barrow AK and see what it’s like before making a decision about the moon. Land of the Midnight Sun ring a bell?

  25. Swamper says:

    While nuking the moon is a great idea, there is a potential downside. The moon doesn’t just control the tides, it also affects women’s monthly thing. Which means if we nuke it at the wrong time, we’ll have a planet full of women stuck in permanent PMS.

  26. NunyaB says:

    LOL #25.

    The thing is, is that “if there was no ‘Aunt Flo,’ there would be no Uncles.” — Clair Huxtable

    O/T: Can someone please cover up that award pic of Helen Thomas in the sidebar? It’s giving me nightmares. Kthxbai.

  27. dansolo says:

    Looks like NASA is going to meet you half way . Know anyone who could sneak a “special payload” onto a Federally funded rocket?

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