Top Ten Reasons Obama Hasn’t Spoken Out About Iran

10. He hasn’t yet gotten to the “Supporting Democracy” chapter in his The Presidency for Dummies book.

9. He can’t pronounce “Iran.”

8. Iran is Shiite, and Obama can’t remember if that’s the type of Muslim he secretly is.

7. Thought iRan was the accessory for the iPod that keeps track of how many miles you jog.

6. Iran won’t accept a statement from him without preconditions.

5. He asked Joe Biden for advice on the situation, and now he’s more confused that ever.

4. It has absolutely nothing to do with socializing healthcare.

3. Doesn’t want to appear hypocritical when he later abolishes democracy and violently quells protestors.

2. Has hated all Iranians since one corrected him for referring to them as Arabs.

And the number one reason Obama hasn’t spoken out about Iran…

The topic has yet to appear on his teleprompter.

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28 Comments

  1. He’s too busy turning America into a third world hell hole to notice what’s going on in a foreign third world hell hole.

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  2. I think you hit the nail squarely upon the head with point 4.

    That and, of course, even with ACORN around… Iranians don’t vote in US elections, so Obama doesn’t give a flying squat.

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  3. Up until now, he thought Persians were arrogant cats who preferred to take care of themselves.

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  4. Because it is illegal for them to give campaign contributions and they haven’t even tried to get around that law like the Palestinians did so successfully.

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  5. “10. He hasn’t yet gotten to the “Supporting Democracy” chapter in his The Presidency for Dummies book.”

    “Rules For Radicals” doesn’t have a chapter on supporting democracy.

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  7. He has spoken on iran.

    Good for nothing classless disgrace: uh uh my brother iamahandjob er uh um has returned uh uh uh iran to a er er er peaceful state by uh uh uh winning uh uh uh the argument with his uh er um detractors. I uh uh am uh er looking uh forward uh to meeting with my brother on uh ih destroying uh the uh uh United States, I uh uh nuclear uh weapons.

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  8. Plus, he can’t locate it on a map.

    Hillary can, but she can’t point now. O-ZONE broke her elbow.

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  9. 11. Being President is real hard and Barry wants his mommy.

    12 Hillary broke her arm when she shoved her fist up his ass for being a dick. He doesn’t want to break the other arm.

    13 Rush Limbaugh has caused all the problems in Iran and should have to clean them up.

    14 He called Barbara Boxer Maam and she punched him in the head and he’s still woozy.

    15 North Korea is the most dangerous country in the history of the universe and all his energy must be spent on that problem…

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  10. 8. Iran is Shiite, and Obama can’t remember if that’s the type of Muslim he secretly is.

    yes Obama is shiite a big steaming pile of dog shiite.

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  11. 0. Bush would have been supporting the protestors on day one, and Obama’s still trying to decide whether the opposite of this is to say nothing or to come out in favour of the mullahs.

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  12. Iran is determined to make Obama back away from his drive to open a serious dialogue with them. For political reasons, that regime prefers that he be the one to back off rather than just rejecting his overtures outright. But, they underestimate how willing Obama is to debase himself (and the USA) no matter what outrage they commit. If Obama were to take the side of the protesters now, once the mass killing starts, he would have to respond in their favor. But, by staying above the fray, he will be able to lick the mullahs’ spittle no matter how many bodies are laying in the streets.

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