10. He hasn’t yet gotten to the “Supporting Democracy” chapter in his The Presidency for Dummies book.
9. He can’t pronounce “Iran.”
8. Iran is Shiite, and Obama can’t remember if that’s the type of Muslim he secretly is.
7. Thought iRan was the accessory for the iPod that keeps track of how many miles you jog.
6. Iran won’t accept a statement from him without preconditions.
5. He asked Joe Biden for advice on the situation, and now he’s more confused that ever.
4. It has absolutely nothing to do with socializing healthcare.
3. Doesn’t want to appear hypocritical when he later abolishes democracy and violently quells protestors.
2. Has hated all Iranians since one corrected him for referring to them as Arabs.
And the number one reason Obama hasn’t spoken out about Iran…
The topic has yet to appear on his teleprompter.